Dear Anonymous...

[A L]

Dear MK,

I am the next level, I am Visual Kei.

~AL

[Metantei Kiddo]

Dear Banana,

What the heck is visual Kei?

Signed

me

---

Dear you

Geez

You could throw a freaking huge spider at me or something

That would definitely work a treat

Signed 

me

[Ryo]

Dear Anon,

 

You should try understanding where I come from 

[A L]

Dear MK,

There is emo, and then there is visual kei.

~AL

PS: Google-senpai is your friend

[Metantei Kiddo]

Dear Banana,

I googled it I know what it means now.

Signed

Me

===

Dear anon,

Please tell me that this is just a joke

Signed

Me

[premiumemo]

Dear Anon, 

 

Friends..?

Signed 

Premium

[A L]

Dear MK,

Thanks, now you know why I can't link that on any post I make XD

~AL

[Metantei Kiddo]

Dear anons,

Truth is no one really truly cares and wants to act till it's too late.

signed

Me

P.S. Zombies, you guys are

 

[Raki]

Dear Anon,

Okay I don't understand how both you AND your sister can be so attractive??? Neither of you look like your mom so you must get it from your dad. But, like, how perfect can your dad's genes be?! How are both of you so beautiful when I'm over here looking like a potato?!?!

 

From,

The girl who just joined tropa this year

[Metantei Kiddo]

Dear anon,

I dunno if you've really changed over time or your real self just popped out

...Or you just became complacent with the fact that I'll never change my ways.

*sigh* You're just not the same person that I originally met. You really aren't. You just don't care anymore.

Signed

Me

P.S. I'll be adoring you till the end tho. No worries.

[Kirsch]

On ‎6‎/‎25‎/‎2016 at 8:27 PM, Raki said:

Dear Anon,

Okay I don't understand how both you AND your sister can be so attractive??? Neither of you look like your mom so you must get it from your dad. But, like, how perfect can your dad's genes be?! How are both of you so beautiful when I'm over here looking like a potato?!?!

 

From,

The girl who just joined tropa this year

haha

potato

==

Dear anon,

...

I'm so sorry

I know I've committed sacrilege on your favorite book

I swear it was an accident

plz don't hurt me

 

Signed,

me

[Metantei Kiddo]

Dear anon,

HAHA

You also got the Sass and the cheesy Punniness, don't you?

Signed

Me

===

Dear anon,

Have some space and time and galaxies and stars :3

And, for the last time, I really don't want to walk out...  I really don't. Definitely not like this.

...

So please...

Signed

Me

 

[Cindy-Chen]

Dear anonymous,

They said I wrote too pretentiously. So I changed.

But now I can't write like I used to.

- Cindy

[Metantei Kiddo]

Dear anonymous,

 

You've kinda prevented me from growing an ego, for a long time now. You've always smacked me down here on earth when I'm starting to float high up there. And you're also preventing me from doing silly things that I would have done otherwise, if you weren't around.

 

You've always been that person who'll challenge me and my beliefs.

 

Some say it's a bad thing. Well to me, it's not. It keeps me from completely thinking that I'm super awesome and that I'm always right and that every single thing that I believe in is right.

 

Signed

Me

[Ayuna Yume]

Not-so-dear world,

Stop blaming me for not being able to keep my words, for easily changing my mind, for breaking so many promises, for my so many unintended lies,for being bossy and egotistic, for driving everyone away from me,for making everyone hate me,for being such an unworthy friend/daughter one can have...

Stop blaming me cause I'm already blaming myself, You're the one who make me like this and I can't change myself not that I don't wanna....

From,

Bakana watashi....

[Metantei Kiddo]

Dear anon,

Looks like my subconscious plan worked. I'm really sorry that I had to do the thing

...Safety first

Yours truly,

Me

 

===

 

Dear anon,

It's a scientific impossibility, at least for the next centuries. It really is.

Signed

Me

[machine]

Dear anonymous, 

 

You're not omniscient, please give it a rest.

 

--me

 

----------------

 

Dear anons,

 

plz stop sharing your political opinions despite no one asking

i literally dont care that you think taxation is stealing, or that you hate certain politicians 

it was tolerable the first few times, but it got old real fast, and you have yet to stop

i just want to doodle in peace

 

--the person who sits in front of you 

[Metantei Kiddo]

dear anon,

 

You know, I could have been angry at you but I never did.

 

Instead, I feel pity for you coz I dunno how a normal being could do any of that and could take any of that.

 

With the way that you go, you'll never get anywhere in life.  You just can't seem to see anything beyond yourself.

 

signed

 

Me

 

P.S. I'll never get down to your level nor will I hold a grudge against you.

 

===

 

dear anon,

 

*sigh* Is it really...?

 

signed

 

Me

[Kjeldahl]

Dear God,

I would like to smoke whatever you smoke when you're planning for my future. Thank you.

 

Sincerely,

Me.

[Metantei Kiddo]

On 10/23/2016 at 10:14 PM, Kjeldahl said:

Dear God,

I would like to smoke whatever you smoke when you're planning for my future. Thank you.

 

Sincerely,

Me.

But you are God

 

===

 

Dear Self,

 

Late Hungover. Crap. I thought I'm already fine.

 

Signed

Me

 

===

 

Dear Sat-anon,

Looks like I kinda lost, I had no choice but to atleast get some degree of help which I hope would work this time.

The fight still on tho. I don't give up even after like years of crappiness.

Signed

Me

 

===

 

Dear anon,

 

It's Filipino not Tagalog, thank you very much

 

Signed

 

Me

[Raki]

*revives thread*

 

Dear Anon,

I haven't been going to practice lately. I know. I feel bad but at the same time I don't see how it's really a big deal. Everyone there is super informal about it anyway. I swear I'm not neglecting it. I hope you're not mad.

Signed,

sub-guide

[Forever Lost]

--

[Forever Lost]

 _

[Kirsch]

dear anonymous,

 

i've always considered myself a loyal person.

i like to think that i make friends based on personalities i admire,

and when i find a good friend, a good person, i treasure them.

but i hate how i latch on.

i'm clingy at times and i need affirmation.

i've learned how to not actively seek it, but i still need it

even if it's just from time to time.

i hate feeling like i'm the one giving more than i am receiving

on the blunt end of this unbalanced relationship.

but

i know how you hate clingy people

how you hate sentimental people

because we used to laugh at those girls who seem to latch onto you

and we'd laugh at how needy they were

but i never told you that each and every time,

i get scared that, in your eyes, i'm no different from them.

but somehow

you always know

when to tell me i'm important

when to spend an afternoon with me

when to take me on an adventure,

sneaking into secret places where we shouldn't be,

sitting across from each other in comfortable silence.

at the end of the day

i hate how reliant i've become of you.

if something makes me crash and burn 

without hesitation

you'd still be the one i'd call.

 

signed,

me

[Kjeldahl]

Dear Anonymous, 

You're a great person and you deserve someone so much better than me. Leaving people is easy but staying with them is what truly defines a strength of a person. Unfortunately, I am not strong and I'll live alone only. But still thank you for loving someone so broken like me.

Sincerely, 

Me.