Dear Anonymous,
Welp. I feel crappy now. I wanted to say so much. I won't make any excuses, though.
You're not a paragraph. You're not a chapter, nor an act. You're at the very least an entire volume. And you're the protagonist, not I. I may be narrating it, but the volume is really about you.
I know you'll never read this, but I wish you the best. I'm honestly happy for you!
So, knowing this is it, all I can say is... Thank you, and I'm sorry. Truly sorry.
Signed,
Your favorite Dane
P.S.
Belated happy birthday(s)!