Dear Anonymous...

[AiSuigetsu]

Dear Anonymous,

i just edited this post because i felt like it

and to annoy you

and because it contains something you shouldnt see

Signed,

ur stalkee

Edited November 8, 2011 by AiLoveConan

[akane]

Dear someone,

WTF. Mean or nice. PICK ONE.

Love,

Hate,

Whatever,

--Me

[Kid the Phantom Thief]

Dear Anonymous,

*Sigh* You stupid son of a bitch, stay the hell away from my girl.

Signed, Anonymous.

[Patronus Charm]

Dear Anonymous,

Where are you?

Signed,

Faye

[Misaki-chan]

Dear dA muro,

Hurry up and finish saving so I can go to bed! DX

Sincerely, me

[IdentityUnknown]

Dear Anonymous,

I'd really appreciate it if the same exact situation didn't occur for the same exact people several times over. I really do hate coincidences of this magnitude. Especially coincidences I don't like.

~ Jean

[Black Demon]

Dear Anonymous,

Great. Just great.

Signed, Anonymous.

[- Ryuuji -]

Dear Anonymous,

Would you understand if that happened to you? No. of course not. so don't go judging people.

Signed, Me

[Lia.]

A letter I addressed to a classmate from school: (Please note: It isn't anyone from this site.)

Dear Anonymous

Why are you so popular? Do you make friends by spreading rumors about people or bullying them?

Tell me the truth.

If so, I don't want any of your friends.

It'll kill me inside to be successful in the ways of the world, while flaunting my beliefs every which way.

Like how I see you.

Are you really a Christian?

I've been thinking it over, and it really bothers me.

If you really are a believer, then please behave more like one.

I've believed in Christ for about two years now and was baptized in the name of God earlier this year.

My parents have noticed positive change in me over the past years. About how considerate I've become.

My siblings have also noticed. My youngest brother - a fifth grader, mind you, told me about how I've become 'too nice' for my own good.

I've also gotten less selfish. Less self-centered. Less conceited.

I felt shocked, surprised to learn about these changes.

I immediately denied my brother's claim about my recent 'kindness' and 'generosity'.

On the other hand, my sister, who doesn't believe in God, appears very different in the eyes of my relatives.

They see her as a badly-behaved 'Christian'.

Do you see what I'm getting at?

Are you really a Christian?

Stop tricking others. And stop tricking yourself.

Signed,

Anonymous

[IdentityUnknown]

Dear Anonymous,

o3u2oru fjdsznpo913[9 -]0)898¶°·&(p87!!!

There, I got it out of my system. Now for a letter that doesn't make me erupt in anger.

Dear Anonymous (again),

I have lived for a lot longer than you have. I have studied in school for a lot longer than you have. Now let's run down the list.

No, an email is not called "a line." The statement, "An email is something you use to send mail to people digitally online" does not mean an email is called "a line."

No, stubborn does not mean stupid. Stubborn means unwilling to accept that you are wrong (which, by the way, you are).

And finally, throwing paper at someone from the backseat of a car isn't exactly the best way to get someone to be nicer to you.

Final note. Why in the world can't you accept what I say?! Why is it that every time I correct you, you have to object to it. "No, Beatrice is not a name, it's a word!" A name is a word, AND YES, BEATRICE IS A NAME, I DON'T CARE IF JUNIE B. JONES IGNORES IT AND WRITES IT AS A SIMPLE B, BEATRICE IS STILL HER MIDDLE NAME.

...So much for not erupting in anger. *sighs* Just listen, okay? Sometimes I wonder if you're the teenager in this household.

Signed, your older and annoyed sister.

[Lia.]

Dear idiot,

I hate you.

Please get out of my head.

*throws cash* Here's the money I owed you from yesterday.

Now leave me alone.

Signed, me.

[IdentityUnknown]

Dear Anonymous,

It's partially guys like you that made me think guys were stupid for a year and a half.

I don't particularly love your sister. Heck, I don't particularly like her. She complains a little too much for my taste, but at the least she doesn't swear every other sentence.

Consider that. I don't find anything you say funny. At all.

Signed, Anonymous

[- Ryuuji -]

Dear Anonymous,

If I saw you again someday, I would rip your head off.

Signed, Anonymous

[Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief]

Dear Anonymous,

If I saw you again someday, I would rip your head off.

Signed, Anonymous

That's a little violent don't you think?

[- Ryuuji -]

That's a little violent don't you think?

XD. I know but wouldn't you be violent if someone hurt your closest friend deeply?

Dear Mom and Dad,

Stop gossiping.

Signed, Your son

[Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief]

XD. I know but wouldn't you be violent if someone hurt your closest friend deeply?

Dear Mom and Dad,

Stop gossiping.

Signed, Your son

Hmmmm.... I won't.

I'll get rid of that person swiftly and silently.

[- Ryuuji -]

Hmmmm.... I won't.

I'll get rid of that person swiftly and silently.

As expected of KKLT. S Class skills :mrgreen:

[Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief]

As expected of KKLT. S Class skills :mrgreen:

Of course~ I'll go and learn whatever is needed.

[- Ryuuji -]

Of course~ I'll go and learn whatever is needed.

XD So twisted :3..

Dear Mom and Dad,

Shut up please.

Signed, Me

[Lovestruck]

Dear anonymous ..

Don't take my mom please..

Signed the most stupid red rose

Dear anther anonymous.,

Don't die please .. I'm sorry..

Signed the most stupid rose/your daughter

[Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief]

Dear anonymous ..

Don't take my mom please..

Signed the most stupid red rose

Dear anther anonymous.,

Don't die please .. I'm sorry..

Signed the most stupid rose/your daughter

D: Family problems? D:

[Amaranth]

Dear Anonymous,

I wish you'd go online more often. I miss you like crazy. Then next time I see you, I'll hug you and never let you go.

Signed,

Amaranth

[Lovestruck]

D: Family problems? D:

Worst...

[Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief]

Worst...

D: *hugs more*

[AiSuigetsu]

Dear anonymous,

:'(

Signed,

Me