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Dear Anonymous,

I hate you with a passion. Hear that? If I wasn't required to use you, I'd abandon you in a second for OpenOffice. Sure, you've got awesome layouts for brochures, etc. etc. but if you don't autosave you cost me at least 10 extra hours of work.

Signed, Jean

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Dear Anonymous,

I hate you with a passion. Hear that? If I wasn't required to use you, I'd abandon you in a second for OpenOffice. Sure, you've got awesome layouts for brochures, etc. etc. but if you don't autosave you cost me at least 10 extra hours of work.

Signed, Jean

LOL this sounds funny in a way ^_^

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It does, but not when you lose half an hour of Spanish homework. At least I didn't lose 4000 words/10 pages worth of fanfic writing like last time...

Some of your fanfictions are on hiatus :L

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Dear Anonymous

Please stop yelling. It's annoying to begin with, and it still is annoying.

You can blab all day about respecting and disrespecting, but at the end of the day, who but the 'obedient'(weak and useless) will listen to you?

Just to tell you- I'm NOT weak NOR useless.

I'm not going to listen to you.

Signed

Anonymous.

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Dear Anonymous,

Are you still wondering about my crying yesterday ? Please, just think that I was homesick, OK ? I beg you.

Maybe it will be better if you just know it that way. Don't ask me anymore.

How can I ever answer that I was actually crying about... you ?

Why are you being so kind to me ?

Please stop it ! I don't deserve it ! I can't take it anymore.

Up until now, I still cannot believe it. I still cannot find the true answer.

You proclaimed that I am your younger brother to your friends even though that was the first time we met, while my own sibling doesn't even want my existence.

You always ask if I have eaten, because you're afraid that I might have skipped my meal.

You willingly share your objects with me despite my denial, while my so called "best friend" took everything away from me.

Just by thinking that you gave me a whole family while my real one almost made me want to kill that I cannot hold my tears. Never in my life have I been allowed to dream of such treatment. And just by thinking that we'll forever depart when next summer comes that I sob even more. How can life be this cruel ?

Therefore, once again, please stop being so nice to me. I don't want to take advantage of your kindness anymore. And more importantly, I don't ever want ANYONE to earn a special place in my heart, because that will only make everything more painful. So if someday that we happen to meet again as enemies, I won't have to hesitate, I will do what I'll have to do.

I'll forever be your best roommate, but not your brother.

I hope you understand what I said. I'm also writing this to you with my teary eyes.

Signed, BD.

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Dear Geography teacher,

Please stop making Geography boring.

I used to like it before you were the teacher.

You tell no freaking jokes and I almost fell asleep today

The girl behind me was already sleeping

I was LMAOING at the sight

But still

YOURE SO BORING

SO CHANGE PLEASE

Signed, Me

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Dear Anonymous,

Could you please make up your OWN ideas?!

Gosh, would it kill ya to be a little more original?

Copying the idea is okay.

Copying everything I wrote is NOT okay.

Comprehend? :\

I have noticed that this is not the first time you've done this, and it's gotten a little out of hand.

I really don't care if you think the same things. Don't you think you should come up with stuff of your own?

A very annoyed writer,

Emiko

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Dear Anonymous,

Would you guys please stop asking me questions as if I knew everything.

It's not my problem!

You are old enough and you are way older than me to deal with it.

Now SHUT UP if you do not want me to yell the worst word you will ever hear in your entire life!

SINCEREly,

Anonymous

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