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Dear Black Demon,

I know that you're good at acting and poker-facing and such. You can switch from crying to laughing just in one second. You can even mimic your crying voice into sounding exactly like you're laughing...

However, as much as I hate to say this, I'm totally ASHAMED of you.

Face it, you act well, but whenever it comes to lying, you SUCK !!!!

Let me give you an advice, and MARK IT. Next time, when your roommate caught you crying and you're not fast enough to hide your teary eyes, lie about something OTHER than "Oh, I was just watching a very sad movie...". My gosh, the computer sound was totally off at the time... =_='

Awkward... =_='

Signed, Anonymous.

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Dear Anonymous,

...I"m sorry to have to break this to you, but just because you like him doesn't mean you guys are boyfriend/girlfriend. Oh, and I HIGHLY doubt that Cesar Milan, a 42 year old man on TV who's never even heard of your name, is dating my little 7-year old sister.

Love doesn't mean that.

Signed, Your Older Sister

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Dear Anonymous,

Sorry to break it to you, but

I do NOT appreciate you singing randomly every five minutes.

Maybe Friday. Not today please.

I have a Geometry test tomorrow and a Biology quiz too. One test after another.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Signed, Anonymous.

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Dear 6th grade Science teacher,

I swear I had the right homework answer! My friend's answer just seemed better, so I copied it just seconds before you came to check it >~<

Thanks for not busting me when you obviously noticed ^ ^;;

I tried making up for it by answering all the questions in class xP

A cheater with a conscience,

Emiko

...wow, I feel a lot better xD after finally admitting that. It's been chewing away at me for ever now.

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Dear Anonymous,

Stop beating around the bush! One minute you talk to me, the next you don't. It's confusing me. I really want to be your friend. I have observed that you go all moody on me whenever you see me with that person. What's wrong with us hanging out? I hope we could clear things up.

Signed, Lizzy.

P.S. Don't tell me you love me if you don't plan on talking to me the next day.

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