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Hey... I would not agree with your last part.

Here's the proof:

"Nobody...

...likes you

...wants to meet you

...wants to chat with you

...wants to befriend you

...cares about you"

As taken from your "About me" page.

As I read it, you want to chat with others, and your care about others - Right. So - wait, your offline!!! Then you might not read this... Damn...

Wow.

Posted

Good! ^^ And you?

Being a swim coach was pretty uneventful.

I did start each lesson with:

"Hello, I'm Mark. I'm filling in for your usual swim coach, and I will make sure you have an absolutely horrible time. I will make you throw up. You will hate me. Now, go swim 5 laps."

Of course, the kids threw a few questions at me:

Q: How old are you?

A: I'm immortal. You haven't finished 5 laps yet.

Q: Do we have to swim 5 laps?

A: You don't. You get to swim 20. Get moving.

Q: Are you going to save me if I drown?

A: Just finish 5 laps already!

And there was this one kid, got on my nerves, and couldn't swim.

So, I told him:

"If you don't swim, if you don't stop joking around, I will make you do a hundred push-ups."

So, he quickened, and shut up. For about a minute. So, I told him:

"OK, out of the water. Give me a hundred push-ups."

He replied:

"What, you were serious?"

My response:

*stern look*

Pretty uneventful.

Posted

Being a swim coach was pretty uneventful.

I did start each lesson with:

"Hello, I'm Mark. I'm filling in for your usual swim coach, and I will make sure you have an absolutely horrible time. I will make you throw up. You will hate me. Now, go swim 5 laps."

Of course, the kids threw a few questions at me:

Q: How old are you?

A: I'm immortal. You haven't finished 5 laps yet.

Q: Do we have to swim 5 laps?

A: You don't. You get to swim 20. Get moving.

Q: Are you going to save me if I drown?

A: Just finish 5 laps already!

And there was this one kid, got on my nerves, and couldn't swim.

So, I told him:

"If you don't swim, if you don't stop joking around, I will make you do a hundred push-ups."

So, he quickened, and shut up. For about a minute. So, I told him:

"OK, out of the water. Give me a hundred push-ups."

He replied:

"What, you were serious?"

My response:

*stern look*

Pretty uneventful.

I see. :mellow:

Have to go to bed before my dad catches me. =____= Night!

Posted

*hugs more* How are you?

Gah~, gotta go in five minutes... D:

Im still okay... just that when I saw the mirror, my eye looked swollen :mellow:

Wow.

:P

@Misa

Me too,

School time ugh,

Hi aichan~

I have to go to bed. D:

D: Bye Misaki

Being a swim coach was pretty uneventful.

I did start each lesson with:

"Hello, I'm Mark. I'm filling in for your usual swim coach, and I will make sure you have an absolutely horrible time. I will make you throw up. You will hate me. Now, go swim 5 laps."

Of course, the kids threw a few questions at me:

Q: How old are you?

A: I'm immortal. You haven't finished 5 laps yet.

Q: Do we have to swim 5 laps?

A: You don't. You get to swim 20. Get moving.

Q: Are you going to save me if I drown?

A: Just finish 5 laps already!

And there was this one kid, got on my nerves, and couldn't swim.

So, I told him:

"If you don't swim, if you don't stop joking around, I will make you do a hundred push-ups."

So, he quickened, and shut up. For about a minute. So, I told him:

"OK, out of the water. Give me a hundred push-ups."

He replied:

"What, you were serious?"

My response:

*stern look*

Pretty uneventful.

I pity the kids...

Posted

I pity the kids...

:V

There was this one class. They couldn't dive.

So, I told them:

"Since you seem to be unable to dive, I got another plan. How about if I throw you in the water? All of you?"

This one kid replies:

"Oh, you can't throw me."

My response:

"Oh, really?" *throws the kid halfway across the pool*

The rest of the class's response:

O_O

Posted

:V

There was this one class. They couldn't dive.

So, I told them:

"Since you seem to be unable to dive, I got another plan. How about if I throw you in the water? All of you?"

This one kid replies:

"Oh, you can't throw me."

My response:

"Oh, really?" *throws the kid halfway across the pool*

The rest of the class's response:

O_O

What the?! O__O

I fear for your kid's future... (If ever you have any)

*Disappears*

Aichan!!!

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