tengaku squared Posted March 12, 2011 Report Posted March 12, 2011 Hmm...this game looks like fun! The rules: Find a creative way to kill the person who posted above you with the object they posted at the end. But wait, what do you mean, the object they posted at the end? Well, you see, after you kill the person above you, you post an object at the end of your post so the next person can kill you with said weapon. If you do not post an object or kill the person above you, I will strike you down with magical lightning...or something along those lines. NO DOUBLE POSTING. ONLY KILL THE PERSON ABOVE YOU. NO ONE ELSE. DO NOT DISPUTE THE WAY SOMEONE KILLS. YOU MAY NOTE SOMETHING, BUT NO DISPUTE, ARGUMENT, ETC. Infringement of these rules allows the next person to kill you in the way they choose. So, anyway, an example post: (This assumes the person above you said octopus) I train octopus to strangle you. You die.Fish Get the point? Let's begin! Start! Since there's no one above me, I'll just post an object. A computer. 1
Officer Kaoko Posted March 12, 2011 Report Posted March 12, 2011 *Picks up the monitor and bangs it against Moho's head* Mouse
tengaku squared Posted March 12, 2011 Author Report Posted March 12, 2011 I give mouse steroids. I then make it grow to the size of a house, then convince the mouse that you are a piece of cheese. The end. A smiliy. 1
Aeyra Posted March 12, 2011 Report Posted March 12, 2011 I made it real and then it bit your head off. (they have teeth.) Leaf.
tengaku squared Posted March 12, 2011 Author Report Posted March 12, 2011 I TURN LEAF INTO SILVER AND STAB YOU. CAPITAL LETTERS.
Inspector Gin Posted March 12, 2011 Report Posted March 12, 2011 I wrote your name down in CAPITAL LETTERS in a death note, not long latter you died from a heart attack! Ice cream.
Aeyra Posted March 12, 2011 Report Posted March 12, 2011 I took a gallon of ice cream (frozen) and bonked you over the head with it to kill you. Or, I poison the ice cream. Eraser.
tengaku squared Posted March 12, 2011 Author Report Posted March 12, 2011 I get one of those huge erasers and magically freeze it so it becomes as hard as steel. I hit you with the eraser, and it knocks you out. I then take you and lay you on the railroad tracks, where you stay until you are run over. A fish.
Aeyra Posted March 13, 2011 Report Posted March 13, 2011 I take out one of it's bones, sharpen it, and stab you until you die. Calculator.
tengaku squared Posted March 13, 2011 Author Report Posted March 13, 2011 I supercharge the calculator and shock you to death with it. Conan.
Aeyra Posted March 13, 2011 Report Posted March 13, 2011 I have him strangle you with his elasti-belt. A fingerprint. (good luck)
tengaku squared Posted March 13, 2011 Author Report Posted March 13, 2011 I find out that the material the fingerprint is on you are fatally allergic to. I force you to ingest it and you die. A grown man.
Aeyra Posted March 13, 2011 Report Posted March 13, 2011 The grown man was obese so I had him sit on you and so you died. A nut.
tengaku squared Posted March 13, 2011 Author Report Posted March 13, 2011 I cultivate nuts so I get millions. I dump them on you so you suffocate or get crushed and die. Haibara.
Monsi Posted March 13, 2011 Report Posted March 13, 2011 I tolde her to make another APTX-4869 for you. Unfortunately, and accidentally, a rat run behind a bottle filled with rat poison and it spilled on the mixture of the Apoptoxin. Since Haibara was too lazy to make another one, she still decided to give you that. You took it, then you shrunk into a baby after you died. Internet... (Good luck! )
Savior Posted March 13, 2011 Report Posted March 13, 2011 I gave you a link to a website such as 4chan where you see unimaginably disgusting things were you die of a heart attack. Atomic Bomb
tengaku squared Posted March 13, 2011 Author Report Posted March 13, 2011 I nuke you. How easy. Yourself.
Aeyra Posted March 14, 2011 Report Posted March 14, 2011 Easy. I strangle you to death! A cardboard box.
Savior Posted March 14, 2011 Report Posted March 14, 2011 I use it to sneak up on you and break your neck. (Like Solid Snake) The Sun. (I am obviously making them very easy)
tengaku squared Posted March 14, 2011 Author Report Posted March 14, 2011 If you won't come to the Sun, I WILL BRING THE SUN TO YOU! And you die. A nuclear bomb detonator (without anything else).
Savior Posted March 14, 2011 Report Posted March 14, 2011 I will shove it up your.......hmmm.....car's exhaust pipe so the carbon monoxide stays in your car, since it's cold, your windows aren't rolled down and you die. It's odorless so you can't tell it is in there. Too bad, you have a car because I said so.
tengaku squared Posted March 14, 2011 Author Report Posted March 14, 2011 I strike you down with magical lightning because you failed to name an object. Post in question: I will shove it up your.......hmmm.....car's exhaust pipe so the carbon monoxide stays in your car, since it's cold, your windows aren't rolled down and you die. It's odorless so you can't tell it is in there. Too bad, you have a car because I said so. A hamburger.
Aeyra Posted March 14, 2011 Report Posted March 14, 2011 I filled it with so much fat and grease that you died of a heart attack. A hat.
tengaku squared Posted March 14, 2011 Author Report Posted March 14, 2011 I use the hat in some vague murder scheme to murder you by strangling you with fishing wire. An idea.
Aeyra Posted March 14, 2011 Report Posted March 14, 2011 I poisoned it so you threw yourself off a cliff because it did something weird to your head. A color
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