Dear Anonymous,
See? It's more now. You're still being ignorant.
And I'm sorry to say, but I can't let you leave my side. I can't stand having no one to talk to. I was used to it once, but once I got used to you, I couldn't do without it anymore. Say what you want, what I care about is that you respond to me. And after a certain person got angry at me, I can't do anything. She was the second one, and there were no more after you two guys. You're the only ones I know will tell me the truth. Though, you always do, and she sometimes lies. And she can be a very mysterious person. You know Minori from toradora? They're the exact same kind of person, except she can be meaner. I'm going after you, so I'm sorry if I'll bother you. I told you THAT thing once, didn't I? Actually, twice, right? So please understand my situation. Can't you? I'm guessing you MIGHT have felt the same way I'm feeling now...
-umm... Me.
P.S yes, I know I've never talked to you about her before, but she's in an even worse situation now.
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Dear Anonymous,
You're even worse. I understood that person's situation, but I can't understand yours. Seriously. I'm returning it the way it used to be, just in case it is the problem, but that's a very small chance. And you'd better return my notebook nice and clean. You know, if she turns out to be the problem, I'm blaming it on you. And please don't take her side and play dumb like she does. Why? I think that's kinda obvious.
-your completely pissed off cousin.