Dear Anonymous,
I wish I didn't, for once, just to take revenge... Well, even that wouldn't be enough. You just went right up and said, "can you sign?" so I thought... Alright, and just wrote YAY. I'm happy I rejected the rest, and I've decided to sign on everybody else's uniforms with something nicer. Just to make you feel bad. I like revenge, you know, you should be aware of that by this time.
Heh, I know you'll be sad, but what you did was even worse. And don't try apologizing, 'cause it won't work... Plus, you're such a sensitive person, shouldn't you try to have a little stronger character?
I don't even wanna sign my name. Something written to you doesn't deserve to have my name on it.
P.S. Acting stupid will not get me feeling all sympathetic, so quit asking too many stupid questions you know can't be answered.