Dear Anonymous,
I need to get on with it. Quickly. But why aren't you there? Seriously, bad coincidences like me too much... If I ask you now, it'll be very awkward... I can't, with those three things happening at the same time. I don't know what you'll say. If only I'd known you for a little more... But then again, here's two problems: a romance can't happen between them, I'm 100% he'll be angry if I say a single thing about that, but I can see some kind of lovey-dovey atmosphere when you two are talking. That's why I'm afraid to ask your help.... And plus, I'm sure you'd expect her to do another kind of thing, especially since I was different in the past... So tell that person I'm sorry about it, I can't do anything.
-me. And another person.
PS omg, I just made a third one...