What's Your Excuse?

[Kirsch]

I'm currently really, really annoyed with my brother right now, so nothing you can do will make me angrier than I already am.

(^my brother's actually just sleeping )

Think of a good phrase that displays figurative language.

[Metantei Kiddo]

I cannot think of anything right now. I'm busy lol

 

Draw

[Kirsch]

You seriously want me to draw on Death Note paper?

Stalk someone.

[Metantei Kiddo]

I cannot. I'm busy xD

 

Tell a lie

[A L]

It would go against my morals.

 

Burn a house.

[Metantei Kiddo]

It's also against my morals

 

Be immoral

[anonymously anonymous]

I can't disobey what mom told me as in: keep your morals XD

Kill the cockroach (is it spelled that way?)

[Metantei Kiddo]

yeah, right.

(I hate those buggers)

Anyway, I can't find one right now

Kill a tarantula

[anonymously anonymous]

My heart won't allow me

Wait....

Forgot what a tarantula is...

*Google search it*

*gasps*

*falls unconscious*

*breathes heavily*

I can't stand any type of spiders not to mention A TARANTULA! ><

Feed the donkey XD

[Metantei Kiddo]

which donkey?

Run in a temple (Pun intended xD)

[Kirsch]

I cannot, as I am currently preoccupied by trying to figure out where the pun is.

 

Revive an old thread.

[Metantei Kiddo]

I cannot. I have nothing to contribute to those old threads.

Find a portal to the underworld

[Kirsch]

Satan will kick me out for not being dead.

Let me go to heaven even though I don't believe in it.

[Metantei Kiddo]

But you aren't good enough... I heard

Turn yourself in to the police

[Ryo]

I'm a rebel, I can't do that.

 

 

Steal a diamond

[Metantei Kiddo]

I'm not Kaitou kid

 

Steal Pandora's Gem

[anonymously anonymous]

I am not as good as kaito kid

Bake a cake

[Kirsch]

My parents don't trust me with the oven.

Say hi to Haibara for me.

[Moonlit Flower]

Sorry, I don't have a air plane ticket to fly to Japan.

 

Buy me some Detective Conan merchandise.

[Kirsch]

If you expect to get some DC merchandise after having it pass through me, you'll be disappointed.

Spam someone in a private chatroom somewhere...

[Metantei Kiddo]

Nah. I rather spam here.

Get banned here

[Kirsch]

Nah. I rather spam here.

Get banned here

xD is that so?

Then I wouldn't be able to post...

Be the top poster.

[Metantei Kiddo]

Then I wouldn't be able to post...

 That's... so cool! Depressing

 

Anyway, nah... I'm so lazy you now.

 

 

Be so lazy

[Kirsch]

That's... so cool! Depressing

 

Anyway, nah... I'm so lazy you now.

 

 

Be so lazy

Pffft...

I can't be lazier than I already am.

Make your thumb touch your wrists.

[Metantei Kiddo]

Well that requires some talent.

 

Buy me a dinner