Contradiction..

[detective-db]

a dog then ate all your money and ran away...

[snowflake]

Someone found him and offered to buy him for the 2000 bucks that were inside him

[Lupin of the Heisei Era]

on the way home, you drop your money by accident into the trenches and drift

[snowflake]

Luckily you only dropped a few coins, then you decided to open a bank account so you don't have problems with your money.

[Lupin of the Heisei Era]

a few days later, there was a theft at that bank and take all the money, including your money.

[snowflake]

But the thief was a very close friend and when he told you you forced him to return all the money...

[Lia.]

But then the thief only gave you a few cents of his share.

[detective-db]

but the thief didn't realize that what he gave to you was made of pure gold...

[snowflake]

But he did realize he had a bomb planted in there (don't ask me how a bomb fits in a few coins, but this time it did)

[A L]

fortunately the bomb exploded and sent far away from the thief hoping it would start another contradiction.

[snowflake]

Then you find yourself in the middle of nowhere and you can't see anything, and you feel like you can't breathe.

[detective-db]

but your'e saved because a wizard arrived and rescued u...

[snowflake]

Then a zombie witch comes and kills the wizard.

[detective-db]

and the wizard's friends appeared and made the witch vanish... :grin:

[Kaito Natake]

...but, unfortunatley, it also made the wizards dissapear right when a humongus immortal beast appeared...

[detective-db]

which became your pet :grin: :grin: :grin:

[snowflake]

but it happpened to be illegal to have this creature as a pet.

[detective-db]

u decided to let it free... (it's domestic by the way)

>> and u got famous because of it :grin:

[snowflake]

But your fame led to having many bad rumors spread about you, and all your friends believed them and left you.

... I'd like to know who this so-called "you" is.

[PhiBrainChild]

Except for one woman, who approaches to you in the midst of your despair.

[Rye]

... I'd like to know who this so-called "you" is.

Yes. "You" has such a strange everyday life.

~~~~~~~~

....Who turned out to be a kidnapper and kidnapped you for ransom.

[snowflake]

Yes. "You" has such a strange everyday life.

XD

Fortunately and because you had no friends or family so no one could give the ransom the woman stupidly agreed to let you go " to get the money and come back" but of coure you ran away.

[snowflake]

Yes. "You" has such a strange everyday life.

XD

Fortunately and because you had no friends or family so no one could give the ransom the woman stupidly agreed to let you go " to get the money and come back" but of coure you ran away.

[Rye]

Wahaha! ^^ DOUBLE-POST!!!

While running away from the woman, "you" were hit by a car.

[detective-db]

But your'e still alive...

and is fully recovered the next day (wow... so fast )