Contradiction..

[Rye]

But the process took about an hour, and you missed the ship...

[snowflake]

But you realized the ship is a cruise ship you're gonna stay on for days, and you get seasick quickly, so you're relieved you didn't go...

[detective-db]

When you're walking towards home you suddenly felt great jealously towards them...

[Rye]

And while walking, you suddenly bumped into a guy and gave you one billion bucks!

[snowflake]

Bu it turned out it was counterfeit money he was trying to get rid of and now you're accused of making fake money....

[Rye]

And it turns out that everything was just a bad dream. Morning!

[detective-db]

and when you wake up... you realized that you're very late for work...

[redangelran]

but then again, your sister gives you something you really wanted

[Rye]

But that something got destroyed when you accidentally dropped it.

[detective-db]

and because your sister is very nice to you...

She decides to buy you that something again

[Patronus Charm]

but this is a contradiction game therefore anything that is written here will be unfortunately contradicted.

*how about contradicting a negative for a change*

Zombie apocalypse is near (not sure though if this is negative)

[Rye]

In a story that your friend is reading, that's true.

[detective-db]

In the middle of your storytelling...

a poisonous snake appeared near u...

[snowflake]

But he was your friend's pet snake and you knew very well he was trained to like you.

[Vermouth-chan]

But since it wasn't trained to like anyone else, the snake bit the people that you were storytelling to, and you were considered at fault...

[snowflake]

luckily the person the snake bit was someone you hated and was your #1 enemy

[detective-db]

but you were still the cause of it...

and u need to pay his/her hospital bills...

[snowflake]

But your enemy felt it was an insult to him/her if you paid for it so he paid for it instead.

[detective-db]

but you still keep thinking of it and felt guilty...

[Rye]

And when you said you were sorry, he forgave you and you became friends...

[redangelran]

yet another enemy appears

[detective-db]

but he/she lives far far away from u...

[redangelran]

and suddenly, you live together and he annoys you as hell!

[detective-db]

but your best friend decides to live with u to defend u...

[redangelran]

then your bestfriend had an illness D: