Contradiction..

[snowflake]

But however, it turns out that this woman gave you this potion she invented and now you have an incurable case of schizophrenia.

[Rye]

But because of the wizards(refer to page 5) who actually put a temporary protective barrier around you in order to keep you safe from any form of charms or magic, the potion didn't work and you were safe...for now.

[Nara-chan]

Necro time!

But then another zombie witch appears and breaks the magical barrier on you, so so start to have schizophrenia.

[astraculpa]

Fortunately, this zombie witch had a few traumatic experience with schizophrenics before she became an undead. She was about to cast a death curse on you,when you had a schizophrenia attack. The zombie witch remembered her terrible past and flees far far away.

[Nara-chan]

But then a schizophrenia-immune witch replaces her and attacks you

[A L]

But she attacks You, therefore the Me that is I is safe.

[Nara-chan]

Yet the person above me calls himself "him", so the witch attacks him.

[A L]

But I never referred to myself as him!

[Nara-chan]

But whatever I say becomes true ^_______^

[Rye]

Then the witch disappears and peace is restored!

[Nara-chan]

But then a friend from Saturn invades and causes havoc.

[Rye]

However, as it turns out, everything was just a huge misunderstanding and peace is restored once again. 

[A L]

Peace is again destroyed because it was not butter after all.