You would be shocked if...

[A L]

I'll be shocked if I managed to kill someone with a single punch.

ABSOLUTELY NO doubt there!

[A L]

I have and the answer is 42.

Btw, if you are seeing God you are most likely already dead. Part of the reason why I don't believe. The only concrete evidence comes after we have expired.

I am not dead. Though I'd be shocked if I found that out XD

[Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief]

I would be shocked if dcw became stagnant.

[Kaze-rei]

I would be shocked if I failed my Quantum Physics exam.

[A L]

I would be shocked if I failed my Quantum Physics exam.

You get to study that? now I'm jealous

[Kaze-rei]

You get to study that? now I'm jealous

What's there to be jealous about? It's boring. The teacher is so freaking slow.

[A L]

What's there to be jealous about? It's boring. The teacher is so freaking slow.

Our teacher are freaking fast trying to get 11 chapters in 3 months

[Kaze-rei]

Our teacher are freaking fast trying to get 11 chapters in 3 months

Call that fast? Apparently you haven't went to a university yet.

I'll be shocked if I don't get at least ten chocolates from ten different people on Valentine's Day.

[Moonlight Magician]

I would be shocked if I were to know that I'm really the only one living on this world and the others were just simply acting that they are also the same as me.

[Black Demon]

I would be shocked if this was all just a dream

[A L]

I'll be shocked if Black Demon stops saying such things.

[Lovestruck]

I'd be HeLL shocked if There was Aliens.

[Valkyrie]

What's there to be jealous about? It's boring. The teacher is so freaking slow.

I'll be shock if I ever find a teacher that can teach fast enough to your liking.

Call that fast? Apparently you haven't went to a university yet.

I'll be shocked if I don't get at least ten chocolates from ten different people on Valentine's Day.

I will be shocked as well.

I'll be shocked if I can finish my homework by tonight.

[A L]

I'll be shocked if there is a thing as time travel!

[Accept Chicken]

I would be shocked if God exists.

how is that shocking????

[IHKF]

I'll be shocked if there is a thing as time travel!

.... There is.

We know how to travel forward we just don't know how to travel backwards! XD

[A L]

.... There is.

We know how to travel forward we just don't know how to travel backwards! XD

That is called the time stream. Time travel is when we jump the stream and go to another dimension.

[Erza Scarlet]

I'll be shocked if I have/had a suitor.

[Valkyrie]

I'll be shocked if I fail my maths quiz tomorrow.

[Lia.]

I'll be shocked if my parents come back after I finish typing this post

[IHKF]

That is called the time stream. Time travel is when we jump the stream and go to another dimension.

.... Where did you hear that?

[Jewel]

i would be shocked if my teacher didn't give homework for even one day.

[A L]

.... Where did you hear that?

It's my own theory. I also have my own formulas.

EXAMPLE

AH Isoceles.

Take square of any 2 same numbers. Add them and find the under root of the answer.

Next take the same number and divide it by 0.707. It goes like:

7²+7²= 49+49= /98 = 9.899 (1)

Now my formula:

7/0.707= 9.900 (2)

It's a little different. Just round off the first value. The next time I'll avoid pythagoras theorem in isoceles.

[redangelran]

I would be shocked if someone sends me something during valentines

[IHKF]

I'll be shocked if my friend ever stops teasing me.