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A conversation between me and my dad:

Me: Why didn't you take me to the bookstore??? You promised me!!!

Dad: I'm so sorry, I'm really busy today, you know -> We were talking at around 1 am

Me: Ha ha *cold laugh* At golf resort???

Dad: Yeah, with my customers...

Me: Oh, I know... You are always spending your time with your customers...

Dad: Whatever, I've found this book for you *gave me a book*

Me: Thank daddy!!! But... it's an economic book, daddy. It's boring... *gave the book back*

Dad: Uh-huh??? Why did you think that??? You think learning how to manage your money is boring???

Me: Yes, and it's simple...

Dad: Really???

Me: The safest way is saving them in the bank...

Dad: o.0 YOU DID THINK THAT???

Me: Yes, what's wrong???

Dad: Ha ha *cold laugh* Daughter, that is the most dangerous way...

Me: HUH???

Dad: I told you, you REALLY NEED THIS BOOK...

Me: But... Am I a little young to understand these things???

Dad: No, this book is suitable for children above 8...

Me: What??? But I think I don't need...

Dad: Ah Ah, YOU DO NEED...

Me: Why???

Dad: I just ask you a question. Can you distinguish which is property, which is debt???

Me: Daddy, what do you mean by that???

Dad: You thought you can...

Me: Yes???

Dad: Ok, so is our house a property, or a debt???

Me: I think you've drunk wine...

Dad: Ok, but answer me first...

Me: Ok, of cause it is property

Dad: What???

Me: Huh???

Dad: I TOLD YOU, YOU DO NEED IT BOOK....

Me: I don't understand...

Dad: Ok, you're wrong, it's a debt.

Me: Huh???

Dad: Even if you bought it by your money, it's still a debt....

Me: What??? I...

Dad: Umh... Can our house make money for us???

Me: No...

Dad: So what about tax???

Me: I... I got it...

Dad: I told you, read this book... And when you finish it, welcome to my world, daughter *go away, upstairs*

Me: Ah... -> I think you guys know that book!!!

Posted

I learnt that my sister is watching all sorts of anime.

First it was Detective School Q

Now it is Bleach.

And before all these anime, she watched:

- Kateyoko Hitman Reborn

- Kaichou wa Maid Sama

I swear, she is up to no good.

Posted

If you're watching anime or something, and you get caught in the action of it, you have to PAY UP.

If your sibling watches it with you, you pay for both you and him/her.

That was it.

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