Ahahah.. It doesn't count as unfaithfulness. I've got an ex-husband not a wife. :3
Nah, because the situation itself says you get nothing out of it. Fools like having illusions of what they want. :3
Then why do you think it's there?
^Woah, I can see a spark of bromance.
Dear Dad,
+1 for trying to cook whatever you call that soup is. Though it tasted like water but the effort makes it twice as worthy to bear with your recipe.
Love,
Me