Dear U.N. Owen I almost broke my leg today by accident. But don't worry it's OK and I'll try to not broke it. It's not like I would like to miss opportunity to dance with you.
Sincerely Me
Dear pair
You know, I'm gentleman. I wouldn't leave you in such shameful situation.
And those things about dumping you just there were jokes so don't get mad.
Me
Avatar is 9/10 because it's Kid, but because it's so old picture, I'll take 1 point away
Signature is 6/10 because metal is ok but the signature is kinda lame