Kid the Phantom Thief

Sister!

Sorry, I meant 'hilarious'.

What the hell is that? And what's that got to do with anything?

Hillarious, nonetheless.

No, no, that's not what I'm saying.

I'm saying that I'm your father. There's a difference.

Also, it's 'sitting', not 'siting'.

No, no, no! Now's the time you should've said something like 'noooooooooooo', like Luke Skywalker says in Star Wars when he learns that Darth Vader is his father! Oh dear.

I am........your father.

*Weren't

Sorry 'bout that.

That's good.

Well, nothing really. Though there's something I must tell you. Something I should have told you long ago......

It's 'you', not 'u'. And the 'i' should be capitalized. And always start the first word of a sentence with a capital letter. Even a jewel should know this, RoMa. *shakes head*

And just so you know, that was sarcasm.

Oh, I thought I was talking to Albert Einstein.

I don't know. Just trying to start conversation, I guess?

*Impossible

Oh. I see.

Also, I've got to go now. It was nice talking to you, RoMa the Jewel.

I'm sorry, but wheren't you supposed to, you know, leave DCW? Or am I getting something wrong here?

Hey, Hstar, a belated happy birthday! Hope you enjoyed it.

Ah, a belated happy birthday to you, Gin.

Hey, Tsukiko, belated happy birthday to you!

I didn't know that it was good to be so valuable that someone would want to steal you.

Also, I cannot accept something which is not true. I am a master thief, RoMa, and you're a jewel. I steal you, and if you're the Pandora, I destroy you. If you're not, I return you to your original owners.

Just a quick question, but are you watching the Olympic Games?

No, they don't. They steal them because they're valuable.

Oh my good God, I'm almost a month too late. I apologize, Lia, but happy belated birthday.

And you're a jewel! Jewels don't have brains, kids do!