*click*
*Imperial March plays on radio*
*Darth Vader enters the room*
…
I heard there was a young padawan in here. Oh, it’s you Aadikudo. Yes, indeed, I see much potential in you, young master Aadikudo. If you were to join me as my Sith apprentice in the fight against the Rebel Alliance, and leave the ways of the Jedi, you would learn much about the universe, of why it must be rid of Jedi and those who oppose the Galactic Empire, and you would get to travel far and wide and see many wonders and marvels. If you were to do well as my apprentice, if you were to slaughter many rebel scum and Jedi, I would bestow upon you the Grand Recipe of the Chocolate Birds that is my specialty.
What say you, yay or nay? Will you leave your fool Master and join me instead? If yes, you must prove to me that you are worthy of the Sith title by killing your current Master, for he is an enemy of the Sith and must be dealt with.