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Thanks J.Conan.K-chan~ Haha, yes, you should do that, too! That joke is very funny~ Ohohohoho! *adding point~* This blonde wanted a haircut, so she goes to the hair sylist and says, "I want a haircut." The sylist says, "Sure, but only if you'll take off your headphones." The blonde replies, "If I do, I will die" and proceeds to walk out of the salon. So, the blond and the sylist have similar conversation for a few more days. Then the blond comes in again, and asks for a haircut. The hair sylist says again that she would have to take off the headphones. Blonde then again replies that she would die if she did. So, the hair sylist just goes up to the blonde and takes off her headphones. The blonde dies. The hair sylist listens to what was playing on her headphones, and she hears "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out." A woman lives with 3 guy friends from college. One day she is taking a shower when there is a knock on the door. The man yells "its Frank." she remembers Frank is the fireman so she puts on a robe and gets the door. He says he just put out his first fire. She congratulates him and closes the door. Then there is another knock on the door and he yells "its Bob" she remembers Bob is a police man so she puts on a robe again. Bob says I just arrested my first criminal. She says congratulations and goes back to her shower. Then again another knock on the door comes and the man says "it's me... Josh" she remembers Josh is blind so doesn't bother to put on a robe. She opens the door and Josh says "Wow, I just got my eyesight back!!!!!"

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I'm scared of cars (when crossing the streets), I'm very afraid of fire (especially when turning on the fire on the cooker), and most of all... I jump when I hear my father's footsteps! Nope, haven't even heard of it~ Someone who hates little kids~

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Haha, that's a good one, J.Conan.K-chan~ *adding a point* Teacher: How do you spell 'wrong'? Student: R?o?n?g? Teacher: That’s wrong! ...You pinhead! Student: That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?

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Post/share any funny anime video scenes~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8hRNjKtSSs

*I can't post many emoticons I wanted to here... haha, if you want to see my post with emoticons, go here, in the DCTP Forum: [DCTP]Review on episode 5 of the podcast by Kaoko~ * Well, I had listened to the latest podcasts (episode 5 and 6 (6 just recently)) which I finds it very enjoyable and amusing. Since I hadn't given an Episode 5 a comment, I'm going to review that first before starting with Episode 6. Review on episode 5 of the podcast: Despite the absent of CarpetCrawler and the technical problem, this was actually very nice episode. Skye-chan really did a good job regarding taking the place of CarpetCrawler. She sounds like a gentle-lady XD Yeah, Movie 01 was awesome in my opinion. First I watched it when I was 7 years old, which I didn't understand anything at all at that time... phew (makes my brain almost burst)! For me... I don't give much thought of where does Gosho brought all those magnifecent, gigantic, complicated tricks/cases/stories/motive and ALL that! You know... it will just get you nowhere. My siblings (non-Detective Conan fan) says that, like Death Note, Gosho has a writer for his work (but he is still the illustraitor). I tell them that he is doing Detectie Conan (aside maybe from his editor (and assistants who helps him with his drawing)) all by himself (as said in public). They just don't believe me, saying, "It's unimaginable where'd he come up with all that..." "Nudge, nudge... wink, wink! COUGH, GOUGH!" That really made me laugh real hard! Haha, that part was hilarious! You know, the part where Conan was dodging all those bullets... my sibling who was watching beside me said, "OMG... Conan is turning into Matrix now... so ridiculous. No one could dodge bullets just like that..." *Just shut up and go away already...* By the way, Skye-chan, yes... you can DREAM~ Dream on! And the part where you think Conan was shot in the head... I don't think the bullet sruck right into it. The bullet just blasted somewhere near him and gave him a shock, he fell down and he hit his head... I think that was how... Nah~ I don't know. Phew, done reviewing this! Review of DCW Podcast Episode 6 by Kaoko... updating soon.

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I have a problem; I can't get any access to the download link ! Okay, I pressed the link and then they welcome me to Mediafire, and then I have to click a link to download the file... but then... this page showed up: Oops! Google Chrome could not connect to download1163.mediafire.com Suggestions: Go to mediafire.­com Try reloading: download1163.­mediafire.­com/­3eoiz9jej0fg/­494q4axr8ta83y6/­DCW+Podcast+-­+Episode+6+(12-­3-­10).­mp3 Search on Google: Google Chrome Help - Why am I seeing this page? ©2010 Google - Google Home

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I love Detective Gin! Someone who is chubby~

Haven't you read my status, 'My boss just permitted me to a rank of an OFFICER! *changed my display-name* ^^ Update'? (By the way, 'OK' is a beautiful initial)

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Wow, haha, that's a GOOD one, CarpetCrawler! Nice joke~ *adding a point to the post* Okay, I'll post a joke that I read somewhere : Husband and wife had an argument for some reason, they ended up not talking to each other. One day, the husband wants his wife to wake him up at 10 o'clock, but since he was not talking to her he wrote her a note to wake him up, it said, "Wake me up at 10:00." He slept and by the time passes he woke up to find it was already late (pass ten). Next to him he finds a note... saying... "Wake up! It's ten o'clock already!"

You should not ignore someone who offers you a lollipop! (You still hanging out with that lollipop?)You can just give it to me (you should!). Because BI don't think Gin will eat any lollipop in public... LOL!

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Of course you can! Just name it! But it'd be more appropriate if you make one yourself, but... you can do otherwise. Also, to respect other's work, it would be better if you put the source where you'd have taken them from (it's not necessary, though).