*ahem*
*red carpets rolled*
*camera ready*
*men in black in full alert*
*Music: Fanfare*
Hail, people of Earth. I come in peace. I, Astra, The Lord of the Universe and of the Rings, have come to grace Aadikudo (aka my puppy) of my presence and give him his dog food my blazing hot welcome. May you have a good stay here.(Though I know you already have) Post a lot, though I advice you against defeating the women in the forum games for, I tell you, you would want to avoid seeing their wrath. *smiles gracefully* I won't be here for long. My subjects need me. Once again, my warmest greetings. Congratulations.
P.S.
You are most welcome to leave the ways of the Jedi nor the Sith and serve me instead. Unlimited pizza for you.
*fanfare*
*fireworks*
*exits*
*red carpet rolled back*
*music fades*