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Thanks J.Conan.K-chan~ Haha, yes, you should do that, too! That joke is very funny~ Ohohohoho! *adding point~* This blonde wanted a haircut, so she goes to the hair sylist and says, "I want a haircut." The sylist says, "Sure, but only if you'll take off your headphones." The blonde replies, "If I do, I will die" and proceeds to walk out of the salon. So, the blond and the sylist have similar conversation for a few more days. Then the blond comes in again, and asks for a haircut. The hair sylist says again that she would have to take off the headphones. Blonde then again replies that she would die if she did. So, the hair sylist just goes up to the blonde and takes off her headphones. The blonde dies. The hair sylist listens to what was playing on her headphones, and she hears "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out." A woman lives with 3 guy friends from college. One day she is taking a shower when there is a knock on the door. The man yells "its Frank." she remembers Frank is the fireman so she puts on a robe and gets the door. He says he just put out his first fire. She congratulates him and closes the door. Then there is another knock on the door and he yells "its Bob" she remembers Bob is a police man so she puts on a robe again. Bob says I just arrested my first criminal. She says congratulations and goes back to her shower. Then again another knock on the door comes and the man says "it's me... Josh" she remembers Josh is blind so doesn't bother to put on a robe. She opens the door and Josh says "Wow, I just got my eyesight back!!!!!"

Haha, that's a good one, J.Conan.K-chan~ *adding a point* Teacher: How do you spell 'wrong'? Student: R?o?n?g? Teacher: That’s wrong! ...You pinhead! Student: That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?

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Oww... that's hilarious ! Yes, we should do that ! 0 -> 10 = Corpse Oh, and as for my ideas and suggestions ... How about like this. Make a group, like which group would we like to be in. Group: FBI Black Organization CIA Metropolitan Police Department Detective Agency Etc. Because everyone of us have favorite groups, so, for instance, like if you joined the BO group, your title would be something referring to them . Black Organization: 0 -> 10 = Corpse/Tool/Guinea-pig/labs experiment/Shiho's Lab Testment/Gin's servant for brushing his hair, etc. 11 -> 50 = New BO Agent/Scientist/Burglar 51 -> 100 = BO Agent/Killer 101 -> 500 = BO Middle Ranking Agent/Assassin/Thief 501 -> 1000 = BO High Ranking Member/Skilled Assassin/Spy/Sniper/BO Expert, etc. 1000 -> 1500 = Boss's Fav 1500 -> 2000 = Vice Boss 20000 -> more = Boss Metropolitan Police Department: 0 -> 10 = Suspect/Victim/Corpse/Criminal/Prisoner 11 -> 20 = Newbie Police 21 -> 50 = Police 51 -> 100 = Police Officer/Police Detective 101 -> 500 = Inspector 501 -> 600 = Vice Intendant 601 -> 1000 = Super Intendant Haha, and so on... [edit] Oh and... I recommend to omit post counts from these threads: Questions [Forum Game] Count to One Million [Forum Game] Word Association [Forum Game] This or That And most of the Games' threads . OMG! I don't want to be either of them's wife/girlfriend/spouse ! Though I don't mind... Agasa, Megure, Kogoro, etc. Haha, aren't they ? They are hilarious. I hope he/she keeps posting more . Oh, haha, sorry for going off-topic ... MR M-O-D-E-R-A-T-O-R. Go to settings and umm... there'd be a box saying 'Member Title'.

Yay! Go, ShinRans!

Wow! That is the best! Though many chooses Ai, I will NEVER hate Ran! She's Awesome! Go Ran!!!

In my case, it's the Conai thread...and also the Hakuba x Kid, Heiji x Shinichi, Shiratori x Takagi, Andre Camel x James Black and Ran x Sonoko?

thats a good idea *goes to read the ShinRan page the 10000000th time* what about megure x agasa and kaito x shinichi

I know a police man (megure) and a BO boss (agasa) would make a great pairing they might take over the world together I like that pairing

There was a poll taken by Shonen Sunday readers, and they suspected him to be the one. That, or Yusaku. I kind of hope it's not Agasa, because it's one of the most expected outcomes, but just HOW COOL would an evil Agasa be? Just think of his demeanor changing completely, and his voice sounding evil. That would be cool. Agasa looks better in black.

I don't think he needs to study. :grin: He's very smart. :-P But the only thing for sure is, He will propose to Ran.

There once was this cranky old couple. The man didn't really get along with the women. One day the old women suggests that they travel before they die, she at least wants to have one happy moment in her life. The man agrees. The old women picks Jerusalem. While they are there, the women passes away. The old man then goes to talk to a mortician about having his wife buried. He says that having her buried in Jerusalem would cost him a couple hundred dollars. it would be better than to have her shipped to the U.S. and buried there because it would cost him thousands. The old man quickly decides to send her back to the U.S. the mortician asks the old man why he made that decision, when she would probably prefer to be buried in Jerusalem. The old mas says; "are you crazy!? I heard a story about a man that died here a long time ago, and then resurrected. There is no way I am taking those chances."

Suicidal. Jk! Haha. She's.. the Ice Queen? o.o

I also believe in that Blueberry-chan =D that Conan values life, that's why he saved Ai. And it's not like Ai is the only person he saved. He saved other people from killing themselves too. Relate it to what he said, "...as for saving someone, a logical mind isn't needed, right?" and "a detective...who does nothing to stop them from committing suicide is no better than a murderer himself." and.. what?! o_O Shinichi confessed because he was afraid of Karate? what?! who said that? LOL

LOL I haven't been in fandom for nine years Kaoko ^^ The earliest I got into the show and manga was back in May 2004 (so six years). And thanks for welcoming me Carpet~! I really am enjoying the podcasts.

Haha, all these are pretty funny Here's one a remember from a long, long time ago: Three people once found a magic slide that gave you whatever you shouted to it as you slide down. The first man yelled "Gold!" and landed on a stack of gold. The second person shouted "Money!" and landed in a pile of money. As the third person slid down, he yelled "WEEEEEEEEEEE~!" and guess what? He landed in a pool of wee.

Wow, haha, that's a GOOD one, CarpetCrawler! Nice joke~ *adding a point to the post* Okay, I'll post a joke that I read somewhere : Husband and wife had an argument for some reason, they ended up not talking to each other. One day, the husband wants his wife to wake him up at 10 o'clock, but since he was not talking to her he wrote her a note to wake him up, it said, "Wake me up at 10:00." He slept and by the time passes he woke up to find it was already late (pass ten). Next to him he finds a note... saying... "Wake up! It's ten o'clock already!"

This is cute . I'm jelous you got to sing with Conan T.T. Lol you two must of had fun xD. anyways love the drawing~