King of the Hill

[IdentityUnknown]

Drop down from where topgun threw me and knock Mohorovicic down. He died since he was too high in the air. I encase the hill with a large protective bubble. I'm afraid the flying, bubble-encased hill is now mine.

[Aeyra]

Time for my revenge!

Feeling the urge to kill, I stole all of the world's militaries weapons, aiming all of the missiles, bombs, etc. on you. Obviously you die, and the world is nuked. But it's my hill now, so I'm happy. I also killed everyone else. (^- ^)

[IdentityUnknown]

Aeyra died from depression due to lack of people. I snuck out from my hiding place (the IdentityUnknown above was a fake) and claim hill.

[Aeyra]

I don't get depressed! (that easily) I sneak out from under you and stab you, effectively killing you. It's my hill! Mwaawawawawahahahahahahhahahahhahahah!

[tengaku squared]

I use my awesomeness to throw everybody on the hill off the hill. I claim the hill!

MY HILL!

Is it still flying?

[Dick75]

I land the hill, apparently, and after a conversation you go home and I sit and read a book by a fireplace on my hill.

[tengaku squared]

I find myself unsatisfied by the conversation. I come to the landed hill, and find Dick75 asleep. I get a nasty plot...

*sound of Dick75 struggling*

*sound of a splash in the ocean*

I equip the hill with rockets again, but stronger ones! It fly again!

MY FLYING HILL IS OFFICIALLY MINE AGAIN!

[IdentityUnknown]

I destroy rockets. You plummet to earth and the hill crashes on you. You die. I claim hill. I equip it with awesome space equipment and you never see hill again. The space hill is now mine. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[Aeyra]

I roundhouse kick you off the hill and then watch you fall into a black hole. It's my hill, and i steer it back to earth.

[tengaku squared]

I intercept your trip to Earth. With a space sniper, I successfully knock you off the hill. I rocket to the hill, claim the hill, and steer it away from Earth.

FLYING SPACE HILL HEADED AWAY FROM EARTH NOW MINE!

[IdentityUnknown]

I intercept your trip to Earth. With a space sniper, I successfully knock you off the hill. I rocket to the hill, claim the hill, and steer it away from Earth.

FLYING SPACE HILL HEADED AWAY FROM EARTH NOW MINE!

Unfortunately, I become master of the black holes, and swallow you up, leaving the space hill for myself. FLYING SPACE HILL HEADED AWAY FROM EARTH IS NOW MINE!!!

Oh, and my black holes protect me as well.

[tengaku squared]

I jam your black holes, leaving you wide open for an attack. I attack you, knock you off the hill!

My hill.

[IdentityUnknown]

I gain white holes instead. You die. Goodbye, Mohorovicic/Skyron.

My hill.

[tengaku squared]

I activate Project SKYRON. You die.

MY HILL! MY HILL!

[IdentityUnknown]

Your project is countered by project IU. You die. My hill.

[tengaku squared]

SKRYON is unbeatable. Your project IU is instantly destroyed. You die.

My hill.

[IdentityUnknown]

Your project malfunctions and you go tumbling into space. Goodbye. I claim hill.

[tengaku squared]

Project SKYRON never fails. Your plan fails and I send you into the far regions of another galaxy.

The hill is mine.

[IdentityUnknown]

God descends and destroys you. He gives the hill to me as a present. My hill.

Oh, and Project SKYRON is destroyed.

[tengaku squared]

Project SKYRON is unbeatable. It cannot be destroyed.

One of SKYRON's functions:

Disable and nullify any divine power

I use SKYRON's second function:

Kill without trace.

I claim the hill. My hill.

[IdentityUnknown]

*makes new hill that has one function: disable Project SKYRON*

My hill. Both ones.

[tengaku squared]

Project SKYRON cannot be disabled.

I kill you with Project SKYRON.

My hill.

[IdentityUnknown]

You are distracted by a flying meatball and fail to notice me take Project SKYRON along with the hill.

[tengaku squared]

Project SKYRON destroys you.

My hill.

[IdentityUnknown]

I am indestructible. MUAHAHAHAHA.

I tame Project SKYRON (which can be tamed) It works for me now.