Complete the story

[Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief]

He was a double-agent! but Kettle did not know that. Kettle was owned by Santa while the (white) Pot was owned by Lelouch.

The reason it turned black was because it offended C2. :V As to the finer details, no one knows what it was...

[Maltavite]

And Hitler...

[Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief]

... saw something.

[Rye]

And that something was a century-old Kaitou Kid letter.

[detective-db]

beside that was an old artifact which was discovered to be one of the oldest ballpen ever...

[Rye]

Which Akako tried to steal because apparently it contained some sort of powerful necromancing powers...that is....IT COULD SUMMON THE UNDEAD!!

[Maltavite]

And there's rocket barrage from the sky!

[detective-db]

Unfortunately, Akako successfully stole the artifact and now preparing for her "summoning the dead" spell... -o-

[Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief]

And she summoned... Team rocket!!!!!

[Rye]

Team Rocket's Meowth-shaped spaceship crashed down onto the face of the Earth. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The zombies rose up continuously, crying out, "Braainsss....BRAAaaaainsss.....BRAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNSSS!!!"

[Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief]

And mr. Brain appeared. Who called?

[Rye]

"Mr. Brain, the zombies want you in the lobby," A voice said.

[Maltavite]

But they are hearing Club Can't Handle Me remix, so they are dance!

[Rye]

And then the plants came and killed the zombies in the midst of their dancing!

[Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief]

And people first saw plants vs zombie in apple apps.

[vawli]

Then the plants and zombies just cam to life...

[Maltavite]

And all CoD characters are come to life and engaging against Plant & Zomies

[Kaitou Kid Legendary Thief]

And people who saw this turned into otakus...

[Maltavite]

Crashing a car and sing 'I don't love you'

[Rye]

And somehow falling off a cliff, but Doraemon came to the rescue!

[Maltavite]

But, A bicycle and one car followed Doraemon and revealed if CJ and Ballas were hunting Doraemon!

[Rye]

Doraemon sped up and flew with his propeller hat! And out came a giant jetplane, dropping bombs onto the surface.

[Maltavite]

CJ hollered "oh, s***!" and the Ballas stepped out from the car and one of them are firing a minigun to the bombs, exploding them in the air

[Kaito Natake]

...the end.

[Maltavite]

As CJ were whipping off the bombs, he hears police siren. And it was Jodie! "Oh, s***!" He and his gang entering his car and leave the area.