Sayomi Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 Someone with long hair strangles you to death. Fingernails.
tengaku squared Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Posted April 1, 2011 I scratch your heart and neck out. The dancing girl from the newest opening.
Sayomi Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 She suddenly decides to do the dance of death and you die from watching her dance. Plastic knives.
IdentityUnknown Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 I coat them with poison and hand them to you to cut your pizza with. You die from food poisoning. A detective notebook.
tengaku squared Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Posted April 1, 2011 I write down clues, making you prime suspect of murder. You are charged with a death penalty. Darkness.
Aeyra Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 I make you scared of the dark, so you die of fear when night comes. *bleh* A gun. (have fun whoever's next.)
Cammy3131 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 I invite you skydiving and when the parachoote comes out so will the gun. I grab it and shot you while we're falling and you die i couldn't think of anything better... a chainsaw
tengaku squared Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Posted April 1, 2011 I hack you and your family into pieces, then eat the remains over the next couple of days. Instant ramen.
IdentityUnknown Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 Since it was April Fool's Day, I gave you ramen that was marked "Poisonous". You thought it was a joke so you ate it and pretended to die. You really did die. The end. Link.
tengaku squared Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Posted April 1, 2011 I hyperlink you to a death site. You die when you enter it. An off-road car.
IdentityUnknown Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 You drive after the off-road car because you're drunk. You die. Calculator.
dw5chaosfan Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 I make a gigantic copy of the calculator and smash you with it. Malefic stardust dragon.
IdentityUnknown Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 It breathes stardust. You can't see. I kill you with a gun. Logo.
tengaku squared Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Posted April 1, 2011 I stamp the Logo of Death on your forehead. You panic and commit suicide. Meteor.
IdentityUnknown Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 You thought it was a shooting star. Instead, it hit you and you died. A PDF file.
dw5chaosfan Posted April 2, 2011 Report Posted April 2, 2011 I shove it's chip down your mouth and you die. Field spell spell world.
IdentityUnknown Posted April 2, 2011 Report Posted April 2, 2011 I repeat that so many times you go dizzy. I then tie you up and throw you off the Niagara Falls. Quicktime Player.
tengaku squared Posted April 2, 2011 Author Report Posted April 2, 2011 I abstain from saving you from death. Sera.
IdentityUnknown Posted April 2, 2011 Report Posted April 2, 2011 She uses Jeet Kune Do (I think that's how you spell it) and kills you by accident by making you trip and tumble off a cliff. Twig.
IdentityUnknown Posted April 2, 2011 Report Posted April 2, 2011 God's merciful so you don't die to painfully. You have a heart attack. Bubble.
tengaku squared Posted April 2, 2011 Author Report Posted April 2, 2011 The gentle breeze is enough to blow you off a cliff. Bye. Something.
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