KILL the Person Above You [Forum Game]

[tengaku squared]

I load into bottle cap gun. I shoot at your head, which causes you to fall off a cliff.

Aww, come on. I thought no one reads that stuff.

A turkey.

[IdentityUnknown]

It pecks you to death.

Your avatar.

[tengaku squared]

It confuses you. While you are distracted, I kill you.

Knife.

[IdentityUnknown]

*slice* *Mohorovicic falls to ground with cut in neck*

Whiteboard marker.

[tengaku squared]

I hit you with whiteboard marker till you die.

A microwave.

[IdentityUnknown]

You stare at the popcorn I put in it for too long. You get delirious and I kill you with a metal pole.

Magnifying glass.

[tengaku squared]

I amplify the sun's ray through it, burn your eye right off. You die of hemmorage.

Skyscraper.

[conanshinichi]

you fall off it

a 15cm ruler

[IdentityUnknown]

*sharpens ruler and stabs*

Backpack.

[tengaku squared]

I kill you with it by stuffing it full of bricks.

Feather.

[conanshinichi]

you choke on it you die

a 3DS

[IdentityUnknown]

I trap you in it and you get murdered. Brutally.

Short strand of hair.

[conanshinichi]

you swallow it you die

CDs

[IdentityUnknown]

I play heavy metal. You die from the noise.

Folder.

[conanshinichi]

I trap you in and throw it into a volcano

A DJ set

[IdentityUnknown]

Easy. Loud music. Death.

Internet Explorer.

[conanshinichi]

I cyberbully you and you commit suicide

[IdentityUnknown]

...I don't use Internet Explorer.

Since you didn't give me something to kill you with, I destroy you with a nuke.

Plastic cup.

[conanshinichi]

I dunk into tea and you die of heat

Coffee

[IdentityUnknown]

Too hot. You die.

Lemon.

[conanshinichi]

you die from sourness

Oranji-zu

[IdentityUnknown]

I repeat it so much you get dizzy. I then stab you with a knife.

Fingernail.

[tengaku squared]

I pull your heart out, and you die.

Shoes.

[IdentityUnknown]

I fill them up with metal blocks and then crash them against your head. You die.

Envelope.

[tengaku squared]

I write you a death threat. You panic and commit suicide.

Palm tree.