KILL the Person Above You [Forum Game]

[tengaku squared]

I place it over your head, and force you to drive. You get in car accident and die.

Reverse psychology.

[IdentityUnknown]

I use it on you. You go crazy and die.

My sub.

[tengaku squared]

You have a submarine? Launch torpedo!

A psychologically unstable kid.

[IdentityUnknown]

...I meant my sub-teacher. But oh well.

The unstable kid gets drunk and kills you for me.

The number 0.

[tengaku squared]

You have 0 years, 0 months, 0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes, and 0 seconds of your life left. You die.

The number 2.

[IdentityUnknown]

There are two more milliseconds on the bomb you are typing on. You die.

Battery.

[tengaku squared]

I split it open, then shove the materials down your throat. And again, until you die.

SWAT Team.

[IdentityUnknown]

I convince them that you are a criminal. They think you shot Barack Obama. You die while trying to protest.

Photoshop.

[tengaku squared]

I photoshop your picture so it looks like you are wanted. You are shot by a bounty hunter.

Grenade.

[IdentityUnknown]

I launch it at you. You die.

iMovie.

[tengaku squared]

I make you watch horrible movie so you die.

Wax.

[IdentityUnknown]

I cover you in wax. You die of suffocation.

Tissue.

[tengaku squared]

Achoo! Much better.

Anyway, I kill you with a knife.

The Terminator.

[IdentityUnknown]

...

I make you watch it. You don't like it and suicide.

Conan.

[tengaku squared]

I throw him at you, causing you and him to tumble off a cliff. Good-bye.

A jeep.

[IdentityUnknown]

I drive it over you.

Aeyra.

[Savior]

I grab her, get in a car, drive into the horizon, and you never see us again.

[IdentityUnknown]

...

How did that kill me?

I kill Savior with a grenade because he didn't put something down for me to kill him with.

Plastic bottle.

[Savior]

Oh, I was supposed to kill you? I thought you were giving her to me. Sorry then.

You forgot to put it in the recycling bin, global warming gets worse and we boil in the earth thanks to you. Oh, and you die.

[IdentityUnknown]

...

I kill Savior with a military tank, because he forgot to put down something AGAIN!!!

Savior.

[conanshinichi]

I get him and then he gets a sniper and you die XD

Musical notes

[IdentityUnknown]

I play all of the wrong ones and you die because of the horrible sounds. XD

Faxing machine.

[Aeyra]

I grab her, get in a car, drive into the horizon, and you never see us again.

? What does that do?

Ah, yes. I put poison on the fax paper and you die from it.

Quotes.

[conanshinichi]

one of them are "you're stupid" then you die

Eisuke Hondou

[Cammy3131]

He trips on a nail, falls on top of you which makes you fall down some stairs. You break a leg and fall out a window. You (should've) died.

(Notice how that was what "supposidly" happened to bella in Twilight... except for Eisuke...it would have been every awkward for him to be in that movie... )

A milk carton