Dear Anonymous,
That wasn't appreciated. At all.
I suggest that you TAKE your trash with you the next time you have lunch at this very table.
Signed,
me.
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Dear Anonymous,
I can't believe it. Not again.
Do you know how frustrating it is to keep liking someone who will never like you back?
If you do, please STOP tricking me. I don't want to see you again.
Signed,
me