I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about but here's pirates talking:
(/oAo)/ Sah! We've lost teh kitteh sah! What?! MAH KITTEH?!? Well then find it before I kill ye! \(0A0\)
(/;_;)/ Wh...I fought we were freinds.... *Thought *Friends Know yer grammar! \(o_e\)
(/oAo)/ Sorry Sah!