Dear Anonymous,
Oh, you didn't mess up my room while I was gone. Oh, no, the book on the third shelf wasn't placed on the second and the two stone hearts on my desk weren't moved out of position. Nor was my drawer rummaged through and no one put seven extra batteries in there. Oh, no, I know you didn't go through my room, not at all.
Listen, I'm ONLY letting it slide THIS TIME BECAUSE I miss you so much. Hear that?
Heh. You won't listen anyway. WELL AT LEAST WAKE UP SO WE CAN HAVE BREAKFAST TOGETHER!!!
-Your sister.