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In a classroom.

Teacher: The first one who will answer my question is the one who will go home early.

John: (throw his bag outside the room)

Teacher: Who own that bag??

John: (raise his hand) "Ma'am, that's mine!"

(waving to his classmates) "Bye!"

:D

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Once upon a time, there were three friends named Trouble, Death and Shutup.

One day, Trouble went missing and Death went to look for him.

Shutup was looking for both of them when he accidentally stepped on a policeman.

'Hey! What is your name?' the policeman asked.

'Shutup,' he replied.

'Are you looking for Trouble?' the policeman challenged.

'Yes,' Shutup replied.

So the policeman brought Shutup to the police station.

'Do you have Trouble with you?' Shutup asked the policeman excited.

'You should watch it or Death will visit you.' the policeman replied.

'So is Death with Trouble?' Shutup asked.

'Yes.' the clueless policeman replied.

OK this is getting stupid.

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