AJ M. Posted September 6, 2011 Author Report Posted September 6, 2011 At least the only direction I can go now from here is up. You waited an hour for your food at a fancy restaurant, your steak is overcooked and everything on your plate is tasteless.
Moonlight Magician Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 I'm hungry so no complains. Detective Conan was not finished.
Black Demon Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 At least Gosho Aoyama was still alive after the earthquakes You're haunted by a ghost.
Elizabeth Antoinette Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 At least you're not alone. All of your classmates talk about you behind your back.
Lia. Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 At least they all get rumors spread about them too. Everyone hates you.
Black Demon Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 Who cares ? You are blackmailed.
AJ M. Posted September 6, 2011 Author Report Posted September 6, 2011 At least you get to practice decision making skills. Two assassins are chasing you down the street with motorcycles and pistols.
Lia. Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 At least I'm not already killed by them. Your friends ditch you for the popular gang.
AJ M. Posted September 6, 2011 Author Report Posted September 6, 2011 At least I get to see who my real friends are. Someone is cheating off of you in an exam and you get in trouble for giving away answers, even if you hadn't given any answer away intentionally.
Kim-Chan Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 At least you weren't the cheater? You were fighting cancer and then one day the doctor says you have three days to live.
Wildheart888 Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 At least I can die peacefully and live out my days the fullest and do whatever I want. You have been orphaned.
AJ M. Posted September 6, 2011 Author Report Posted September 6, 2011 At least I can hope to find parents who will love and want me. You open a bottle of shampoo in the shower and a clump of it flies into your eyes, and it burns.
Moonlight Magician Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 I didn't die. All of your friends have found out your deepest secret.
Rukia Kurosaki Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 At least I wasn't hugged by Ano. You're closest friends ditch you when you need them most. 2
Moonlight Magician Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 I forgot them anyways. You are going to die in 5 seconds.
Rukia Kurosaki Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 At least I have time left. You are strapped to a bomb that you can't disarm, and you have no way to say goodbye to your family. 2
Moonlight Magician Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 The bomb won't explode and failed. You can't reply.
Vi Graythorn Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 ive been 2 hawii so dont worry i can disarm it and i wont need 2 pay my brother back you broke ur legs and ur favorit sport is soccer
AJ M. Posted September 6, 2011 Author Report Posted September 6, 2011 At least I can still use my head (while crawling on arms ) @Mm-kun At least Vi-chan skipped you and didn't reply like you said. One of your best friends commits suicide because of something you did.
Moonlight Magician Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 But that something was his/her own fault. No internet connection.
Vi Graythorn Posted September 7, 2011 Report Posted September 7, 2011 origami time no food oh yea and srry 4 skipping didnt c
AJ M. Posted September 7, 2011 Author Report Posted September 7, 2011 At least I can go and buy a smoothie. You committed a major crime, and now you have to face death penalty.
Vi Graythorn Posted September 7, 2011 Report Posted September 7, 2011 las vegas time ur gonna die in 3.14 seconds
Moonlight Magician Posted September 7, 2011 Report Posted September 7, 2011 The death penalty will be held 10 years later. You have no styles.
AJ M. Posted September 7, 2011 Author Report Posted September 7, 2011 But at least I have a great personality. A child on a bike dies from getting hit by a drunk driver
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