Find the positives

[Lia.]

At least it exploded in the factory and not the outside world.

All your friends and family leave you for good.

[Silverbullet-kun]

I will be able to start a new life which I don't have to regret

Your boyfriend/girlfriend leaves you

[A L]

Never had one but I'll suppose they'll find someone better.

Conan captures Kaitou Kid at last.

[Silverbullet-kun]

but kaito kid escapes again

Conan is kidnapped

[A L]

His kidnapper is kaitou kid and conan murders him!

you slip on a banana!

[Valkyrie]

At least I entertained you.

2012 apocalypse is real

[A L]

I give the stupid scientists some credit.

You are told to never eat oranges again.

[Valkyrie]

At least I still have the bananas.

Your brains run out from your ears.

[A L]

I can't be forced to study then!

I destroy all yoghurt in the world! mwhahahaha!

[Valkyrie]

Then I have an excellent reason to kill you.

I destroy your country.

[A L]

Then USA can freely start world war 3. No joke

I ring your bell and run away. (ding-dong-ditch)

[Jewel]

i was too lazy to open so i didn't care

the police arrests you

[Silverbullet-kun]

I can escape

you are involved in a hit and run accident

[snowflake]

I sympathize more with those once involved in one.

You forget ur poker face

[detective-db]

At least, i showed the true me... "

>>You were imprisoned for the rest of your life...

[snowflake]

i have a friend for life living with me forever (aka my cell partner)

every single thing u want to do fails. (you even trip the moment you try to take a step)

[A L]

I get into the genius or guinese dunno book of world records.

a black hole sucks your house! into space!

[detective-db]

where it lead us to a better place than before...

You have no money left...

[A L]

I can go the bank (yay!)

Superman kills your friends.

[snowflake]

1. I can make new ones.

2. I hate them anyway. They just call themselves my friends. I'm more of a 40% loner. A person at school calls me semi-social.

3. I have a logical reason to hate superman even more.

4. My class is quieter.

5. The teachers will probably stop giving us lessons or at least sympathize with me because they were my "friends"

DC ends with an extremely disappointing ending.

[A L]

I won't feel like Gosho went ahead of me.

You are told you can't sleep for the rest of your life. You are also banned from using electronics as they will result in your unnatural death.

[mystery fanatic]

With all the distractions taken care of, I can finally finish reading my collection of books ^^.

You can no longer eat any of the food that you like.

[A L]

Then I will stop myself from getting level 2 diabetes.

You break your spine.

[-The Rising Angel-]

At least everyone will take care of you

You're caught in a fire and can't escape

[detective-db]

Yet a lot rescued you inside the burning house :grin:

You are abandoned by everybody...