Dear Anonymous(es),
That was NOT funny. At all.
Also, don't you think that the rumors you're spreading will get back to people one day?
I cannot even remember how many times I've heard you and your friends say something completely untrue about someone.
That is not called 'just talking'. That's called 'purposely hurting people'. If I really hated you, I've had called it 'bullying'. And also, please do not forget that 'bullying' comes with plenty of demerits, especially when bullies repeat offenses.
Stop being so immature. You're not in 8th grade anymore.
Sure, I've forgiven you a billion times, but I don't think that the others you slandered against will forgive you that many times too.
And you're probably laughing at my words right now.
Seriously, just think about it. Out of all those people you gossiped about, how many of them will keep forgiving you?
Maybe if you started behaving like who you say you are, nothing will go wrong.
Otherwise, someday you'll get it from them. And when that time comes, please don't forget that you've been warned.
Signed,
Anonymous
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Dear Anonymous,
Please stay single for the rest of your life. Guys are really not worth the time and pain.
Signed,
Yourself
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Dear Anonymous,
Please, please, PLEASE come back for the third Sherlock Holmes movie!
I will never believe that your character died. It isn't possible!!
As you can see, I'm in denial. So, please act in the third Sherlock Holmes movie!
Signed,
A loyal fan of L.I.A.