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CarpetCrawler last won the day on April 30 2015
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"Donner, you should be ashamed of yourself" -- Santa after Rudolph's nose is revealed. FUCK YOU, SANTA.
Diamond
Don't you dare insult that jolly fat man that brings us happiness every year, without him, there'd be no Coca-Cola.
Stopwatch
You mean, without Coca-Cola there wouldn't be any Santa of course!