Well, folks, it's been a really long wait, but at long last, I present to you...
THE DCW FAMILY CHART!
*pauses to let the hype sink in*
The chart, in its full glory, is located here, but the chart is also located in the spoiler below!
It was quite tiring to sort through every last PM and email I got. To ease my workload and make the chart look nicer, all relationships involving siblings through a similar parent and cousin relationships have been slashed. You can note that there is not a single "Cousin" relationship.
Note: Since the possibility that I left something out is there, I will give everyone exactly 24 hours to PM me with any relationships I neglected (besides cousins), and may heaven forbid, add people I've forgotten. Any revisions will be present in the "final draft" that will be placed in the first post. The "final draft" will be published in 24 hours. Look for any mistakes. This is your last chance!