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"...whispering words of wisdom, let it be~..." Aster hummed. He was thinking of lying down on the footpath with using his bag as the pillow but he became aware of another presence. The footsteps were heavy and laboured. Back to the wall of whatever shop was behind him, Aster moved cautiously until he reached the edge, perpendicular to the other side of the street. The sun still hadn't come up yet but the sky was turning greyer, illuminating by the second. His eyes were weary and he was sweaty and sticky; his clothes clung to his skin and the wind sent chills as it blew past his exposed neck, covered in perspiration. '3...2...1!' Aster dropped his back and spun around the edge, using the momentum from his rotation to land his left foot on the wall, striking it to start another simultaneous spin and increasing his height from the ground, landing a swift kick with the outside of his right foot on whoever-the-hell-it-could-be-a-shinigami. He landed dramatically after having spun full 360 degrees, right leg straight while the left knee bent at an ankle, right hand gripping his waist while the left near his face, clenched into a fist. The kid on the ground on groaned, grabbing his stomach. He was crushed beneath his bag that contained enough provisions for migration and his cap had fallen off. He looked Asian and very young, with a round face despite his startling growth. Maybe a kid running from home, just like Aster? He bent down, feeling sad. "Daijoubou, gaki?" (You all right, brat?)

The boy woke up feeling like crap. He was slumped against a wall in some random alley, his eyes quickly adjusting to the darkness. So he had run away from home, landing in another country and what if he had been beaten by a bunch of gangsters for defending some poor sod who clearly didn't stick around, he'd found a gun holster with ammunition (now stuffed in his bag which looked really harmless, if not a bit heavy). He had really unbelievable luck, just like how he had evaded any injury by climbing the roof of the hotel he was staying in before his flight as a bomb went off on the floor his room was located. Sure he left after that without checking out in order not to be detained and slept at the airport and oh the police might be after him by now. He got out of the suspicious alley, his bones cracking (since when did they not with his insane, almost mental impulsive physical actions) from having slept against a wall. It was dawn, it was cold, he was hungry. 'Screw it, I'm Aster Lawrence. I'm invincible. Unless dead of course.' he though for solace. There was only a 1000-yen note in his wallet and the shops hadn't opened yet. "Warren Buffet and Leo Tolstoy." He muttered in English. A newspaper flew across the haunted looking street and struck his arm. Lawrence looked at it intently. Yes, he was not mistaken. That was a KID card, placed somewhere. Somewhere that.... "LIKE HELL I KNOW I CAN'T READ JAPANESE!" He yelled to the heavens, causing a few stray cats to scamper away from nowhere near him to somewhere far from him. ===== Yea the bold parts are English.

At least I have the dere you total Tsun. DCW's Shipper (who I will sink...soon).

It's not zero though :V

Then answer the rant please. :V did he catch 4 fishes?

*punches wall*

You still haven't answered my question and are treating it as a rant :V

I'm not feeling too well and the IRL will be affected by my sour writing tendencies at the moment.

But don't these things have to make sense or is my perception of reality too stupid? PS: It is acceptable to write without the stops :V ^ :< why you break my heart.

But a fish is a fish and you didn't ask how many fishes could he make if he assembled the parts he caught/full fish and how the heck does one catch a headless fish anyway?! Or is the answer zero is it not? >.> PS: *did

Whut the fish (yes I use this phrase IRL). *cough* 23? (fishes caught). And the highest number of coins the pirate can get, 60?

Not needed, see? ^^

Sleeping, probably.

*sigh* I don't feel like participating.

Wake Me Up - rendition by Zeeshan Akbar :3

You should read my fics to stall your hunger xD

Astra left sadly But hey your spams were just upping your post count, not the witty, DCW flavoured spam. ;D And and did I mention you should do your best to be crazy here? nothing is normal here. ;P

I saw this short quirky passage about Coke in a magazine, I can start digging around if you want me (just change the wording voila xD). Small enough for five minutes. You can use google images for slides and stuff (I'm not sure is it a powerpoint presentation?)

So all of us can cook. Well me not so much only the basic stuff and I suck at desserts XD

I forgot to mention Moonlit, try not to spam xD

Because one can actually cook for us XD