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Hi! This time it's a Death note fanart : Near I'll draw DC next time but I'm out of ideas.. ˇ Here

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About Ran's clothes, I haven't noticed how she dress. But I know she give me an impression she wear like a young lady. There are nice and not nice clothes. Ran was going through phase to womanhood. I don't think Ran is marysue, she cry a lot, but she stopped this recent years and I'm happy with Gosho giving her chance to see what future will be look like if she's strong. I've noticed she taking effort and really want to see what Shinichi wants of her, I feel this is a biggest step for her to do when to salvage her relationship. okay, I'm totally off topic here. She look nice with shorts.

I see you always praying For something or for someone I see your heart is falling Despite the radiance of the sun Little, that's all you have known For you have not seen this world You have not touched what God has sown As you're only a small little girl But look up to the sky See those birds that played One day you will fly Like you once have always said Your dreams are not the limit It is one thing that will grow For the moment those dreams are hit That shine in you will show So dry those tears little one For love is not a crime For the threads of life that God had spun Will be revealed when it is time

LOL! Good one, everyone ! That had me laugh ! OK, here's my other joke to share !

A man goes into a pub ten stories up. He sits down at the bar next to a second man. The second man leans over and whispers "Get the same as what I'm having." "Why?" says the first man. "Because if you drink it you'll be able to fly," says the second man. "That's impossible." The second man chugs his drink, flies out the window and round the building and sits back down. "Wow!" the first guy says, orders the same drink as the second man, chugs it, jumps out the window and goes splat. The barman shakes his head at the second man and says "You can be really mean when you're drunk, Superman."

You can't even hold a ladle properly so I think you should really stay ten feet away from my kitchen. I love cooking! I have been cooking for my family for quite some time and my grandmother and aunts used to teach me all the traditional food so I know how to cook them! I try to experiment but I mostly experiment with soups and nothing too heavy like noodles. So can I join?

Happy Birthday, Mr. Awesome! >.< http://dcwuser.deviantart.com/#/d4srwd4

I fully support AyuMoho. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOHO!!!! <33333333333 http://dcwuser.deviantart.com/art/Happy-Birthday-Mohovie-289883314

Haha, that's a good one, J.Conan.K-chan~ *adding a point* Teacher: How do you spell 'wrong'? Student: R?o?n?g? Teacher: That’s wrong! ...You pinhead! Student: That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?

Wow, haha, that's a GOOD one, CarpetCrawler! Nice joke~ *adding a point to the post* Okay, I'll post a joke that I read somewhere : Husband and wife had an argument for some reason, they ended up not talking to each other. One day, the husband wants his wife to wake him up at 10 o'clock, but since he was not talking to her he wrote her a note to wake him up, it said, "Wake me up at 10:00." He slept and by the time passes he woke up to find it was already late (pass ten). Next to him he finds a note... saying... "Wake up! It's ten o'clock already!"