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Everybody know that detectiveconan started sixteen years ago-I mean the manga-and still conan is a one-grader. Isn't that strange? other than that, there are 561episodes now, that means there are 1.5 case a day. Also, there are 8 christmas, 2 valentine in it already...still it seems to be all in one year. Apart from that, there are a problem about Mr.Mouri-his neck had been stung by conan's watch for 500 times, it has to become a bumblebee nest now... maybe that is why he always says his neck hurt. What do you guys think?

One cannibal said to the other, "Gee, I really don't like your mother-in-law." "That's fine," said the other canninbal, "put her to the side of your plate and eat your vegetables."

Haha, all these are pretty funny Here's one a remember from a long, long time ago: Three people once found a magic slide that gave you whatever you shouted to it as you slide down. The first man yelled "Gold!" and landed on a stack of gold. The second person shouted "Money!" and landed in a pile of money. As the third person slid down, he yelled "WEEEEEEEEEEE~!" and guess what? He landed in a pool of wee.

Thanks J.Conan.K-chan~ Haha, yes, you should do that, too! That joke is very funny~ Ohohohoho! *adding point~* This blonde wanted a haircut, so she goes to the hair sylist and says, "I want a haircut." The sylist says, "Sure, but only if you'll take off your headphones." The blonde replies, "If I do, I will die" and proceeds to walk out of the salon. So, the blond and the sylist have similar conversation for a few more days. Then the blond comes in again, and asks for a haircut. The hair sylist says again that she would have to take off the headphones. Blonde then again replies that she would die if she did. So, the hair sylist just goes up to the blonde and takes off her headphones. The blonde dies. The hair sylist listens to what was playing on her headphones, and she hears "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out." A woman lives with 3 guy friends from college. One day she is taking a shower when there is a knock on the door. The man yells "its Frank." she remembers Frank is the fireman so she puts on a robe and gets the door. He says he just put out his first fire. She congratulates him and closes the door. Then there is another knock on the door and he yells "its Bob" she remembers Bob is a police man so she puts on a robe again. Bob says I just arrested my first criminal. She says congratulations and goes back to her shower. Then again another knock on the door comes and the man says "it's me... Josh" she remembers Josh is blind so doesn't bother to put on a robe. She opens the door and Josh says "Wow, I just got my eyesight back!!!!!"

A point for you OFICCER KAOKO.. i think it really funny since the pictures add so much effect A boy and a girl was riding a cab home, they fell asleep. When they wake up, the car was moving but there was no driver... -AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-scream the couple the cab suddenly stop -Idiots, there is no ghost, the car engine is shut down, get down here and push-said the cab driver The couple chuckle nervously and take full force and charge out of the cab immediately and they ran all the way home -AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Haha, that's a good one, J.Conan.K-chan~ *adding a point* Teacher: How do you spell 'wrong'? Student: R?o?n?g? Teacher: That’s wrong! ...You pinhead! Student: That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?

funny This one is a knock knock joke, i don't think it is funny but i'll give it a try Knock,knock Who's there Boo Boo"hoo" Oh, don't cry it's just a joke