Dear Anonymous,
Are you sure... that you didn't fake being sick just to skip school today?
I'm watching you.
Signed,
Your very annoyed older sister
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Dear Anonymous,
Just because you got selected to sing a solo for the quiz earlier today doesn't mean that you've become the new teacher's pet.
Know this - Doing that does NOT make you automatically special.
Seriously, do you ever think for anyone other than yourself?
Signed,
Anonymous.
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Dear Anonymous,
I was having a perfectly good day until you came along, said some crap about my work and ruined everything.
If someone else said it, I wouldn't have given a s*** about it.
I hope you're happy now.
Signed,
Your teenager.