ooh jokes huh?
This one is from my youngest brother:
THE HOLY WATER
There are three men who did something wrong.
They all happen to be catholic, so they went to confess to the priest.
The first guy went up to the priest and said, 'I lied.'
The priest replied to him, 'Go, drink the Holy Water.'
So the guy goes off to drink the holy water.
The second guy goes up to the priest and said, 'I robbed someone.'
The priest replied, 'Go and drink of the Holy Water.'
The second guy leaves to drink the holy water.
The third guy goes up to the priest and says:
:mrgreen: