I hate the 'up-and-coming new celebrities of the future' aka my sister and my cousin.
EDIT: Actually, I don't hate them as much as I hate their attitudes.
Dear Secret-Santa recipient,
I apologize for not being able to write a ConAi or ShinShi.
Please don't be too disappointed if KID and Hakuba start to squabble over presents in your gift.
Signed,
Your Secret Santa