Savior
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There once was this cranky old couple. The man didn't really get along with the women. One day the old women suggests that they travel before they die, she at least wants to have one happy moment in her life. The man agrees. The old women picks Jerusalem. While they are there, the women passes away. The old man then goes to talk to a mortician about having his wife buried. He says that having her buried in Jerusalem would cost him a couple hundred dollars. it would be better than to have her shipped to the U.S. and buried there because it would cost him thousands. The old man quickly decides to send her back to the U.S. the mortician asks the old man why he made that decision, when she would probably prefer to be buried in Jerusalem. The old mas says; "are you crazy!? I heard a story about a man that died here a long time ago, and then resurrected. There is no way I am taking those chances."
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My prediction was wrong, you are older than I thought. Hmm, something odd about you. I got my eye on you.
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Worm. (Location; you are inside the earth; worms live in the earth.)
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Buddhist? What the? Haha. I choose You, AkaiichiShu!
