Savior

I AM older. And you're MOE. Admit it.

Granted, but you are now too tired to continue, so you must rest. Do not ignore your body. I wish You went to bed.

If I type Moe, people will think it's a name. MOE is more obvious. I'm older, I have the privilege. I ban you for being too MOE. MOE MOE MOE MOE.

I can't believe people are going along with this....

Nope, you don't know. I ban you for still being awake.

Pizza with topics. Love at first sight, or a load of Bologna?

I'd go insane and bash my head against the wall so I can die. What if you found the guy of your dreams?

I ban you for STILL not knowing what MOE is.

Yes, you should ban me for me being me, a demon. I ban you for being so much MOE, and for making me post more than I have in a week in just a couple of hours.

Y.E.S. What are you doing?

No. And God is based on a book that attempted to re-write six thousand year old Sumerian text. Is it possible to me to find love?

I did, about time the damn thing showed up. What are you doing?

I ban you for saying that, when I said that I had reasons, just not ones that you'd know.

I did. there is nothing there. Unless there is after 500 posts. Is there going to be something obvious?

I ban you for......... reasons unknown to you.

Of course you can answer. Hell, God never does anything since the creation of everything, hmm, unless God died after he created infinity, or he IS infinity. Whatever.

I will check back. How do I change my member title? I finally got 500 posts.

I ban you for not asking anything. What did you double post?

I ban you for wanting me to spell his "name" correctly. And for saying that I came up with the idea that you think that I change it as much as mohohohohoho, when it was you I got the idea from.

Chocolate's women's friend.

Yes, through brainwashing. Is it possible to exceed the speed of light?

Die honorably. Suicide is for cowards. Aid a criminal escape, or be a criminal and be helped escape?

Granted, but they are horrible, well-deserved nicknames. I am happy you want to stay single forever. Do that. Men are scum sacks. I want a woman because it is the only thing that will make me happy, everything else is crap. I wish I died soon if I don't get my wish to really come true. I don't want to suffer alone.

Okay, you shouldn't. Don't do anything you don't want to, after all, I'm crap. Right God?

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