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*looks up from fixing C4 on your gas pipe* Wait, what? Did I miss that particular lesson during Grandmother school?

I know. My parents broke the news to me. :V See? You are my carbon copy. I need braces soon.

Assassins? What are you talking about? Oh, those incognito guys out there in the van earlier? I already sent them on their merry way to Timbuktu Yes, of course. Grandmothers still have the responsibility to fall asleep in the appropriate classes.

Spy Virus? *puts on sunglasses* People who call you a hypocrite, even when they're being a hypocrite by saying that.

When my molar was growing out, I was so proud because I thought it was the wisdom tooth. It turned out I was wrong. Anyway, best wishes for no dentist appointments I wear a white watch.

*oven explodes from C4* Oops. OMM: I can't believe I slept so soundly in math today. I actually dreamed before I woke up again.

Annoying ads that don't even tell you that they're ads. Then you get freaked out because you think that you just got Trojan-ed.

Respect your seniors. I am more than 80 years older than you.

Sand that gets into your shoes.

Muahaha, you didn't deny I was older than you

I didn't even mention ChibaxNaeko because it would turn into a full-on rant... Honestly, if Satou and Takagi weren't in episode 304, I would've continued questioning why people shipped them.

I found out yet another use of the magical TI calculator.

Wait, what? I'm older than you, so impossible

Watch it watch it watch it watch it. You're still a beginner in the magical realms of Youtube, my friend. I wonder exactly how much companies invest in Superbowl commercials. And why are Americans so hyped about football that they even deprived soccer from its appropriate name for it?

Yeah. He always pair two people up (with his childhood friends plot, no less) randomly, like Shiratori and Kobayashi. Shiratori wasn't even supposed to exist until Movie 1, right? And Takagi was originally a random anime guy who only became a canon character later on.

\o/ The universe will reset? ... Just for me? xD

Cantons: A way to distinguish different areas of land for political/economical purposes. Fact: It's similar to 'states' or 'provinces', but cantons are used in Switzerland.

If Gosho ends things as "they became good friends", shippers worldwide will plot an assassination plan.

I wonder what's going to happen once I turn 100. Will the system blow up? O.o OMM: It's sad how I don't know half the people in the Youtube Rewind...

Which is why people use junk mail Today, I saw this disturbing post. And must I correct you that you're my gender bender? :V

Impossible. My 100th birthday

I can, and I want to. Be prepared for random guessing though. Why did my curriculum ever bothered to have us do such painful graphing when a graphing calculator can do that and everything related to it?

I will live for at least 100 years Oh, wait. That's in less than a month B)

That chart says it all... Up to about 600 episodes :V

When my brother starts comparing heights with me.