*In a VERY dramatic voice*
Hello and welcome to DCW
We hope you enjoy your time here and be sure to check out everything!!
You don't need to worry about anything, just be nice and you'll be fine.
If you're crazy friendly then you'll definitely fit in with all the insane incredibly friendly people here!
If you have a problem, I'll be happy to help if I can that is.
If you want, feel free to add me as a friend.
Now, be prepared for lots of other LONG welcome posts.
*Slowly backs away hoping not to get killed involved in the stampede.*
*Notices that the stampede has already come and left*
Ignore me! Hehe