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Everything posted by Balthazar Manfredie
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What noise annoys an oyster
The noise that annoys an oyster
is a noise that knows no oyster
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till later
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Esau Wood sawed wood.
Esau Wood would saw wood with a wood saw.
Esau's wood saw would saw wood!
One day, Wood's wood saw would saw no wood,
so Wood sought a wood saw that would.
Then, Wood saw a wood saw saw wood as no
wood saw Wood ever saw wood sawed wood.
So Wood sought the wood saw that sawed wood
as no wood saw Wood ever saw ever sawed.
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A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor:
Is it harder to toot,
Or to tutor two tooters to toot
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She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
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how many wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood