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Hey, you never used <3 on me, so why should I care that it's broken?

I ban you for not acknowledging how hard I worked to earn those posts.

You added this later, didn't you? Why thank you. Hey, I post more on the forum than you do. My profile proves it, approximately 88 posts per day. Beat that. Plus, you suggested it. There's no "probably" about it. She is DCW's Ultimate Math Master.

I ban you for having exactly 640 posts (at time of post).

I ban you for not knowing that you barely need to edit (besides resizing and that kind of stuff).

Did I?

I ban you for not getting a "funny signature" yet.

Hmm...if you spend one minute on DCW and then one minute on vocab and keep alternating, yeah.

I, um, advise you to, um, be more awesome?

Yes. It's awesome. You should. Someone who has been putting a story on hiatus.

Olmec.

I would tell it to do my homework. Duh! What would you do if you had one hour to make a powerpoint/keynote presentation?

news about cheese." "Doctors are..."

Liar. There is no such thing. I know your true name.

Someone who I will congratulate right now. Congratulations!

*destroys Weegee logo*

Book.

Let's try! Is it possible for me to stay up all night?

35) Why some things are so addicting.

Rose.

Someone who's in a relationship. O.o

Doubtful. Is it possible for me to post 100 times today?

Someone who made the correct inference.

No idea. Is it possible for people to put less salt on pretzels?

Petals.