Dear Anonymous,
Teenage romance. Teenage. Romance.
You are seven. S-E-V-E-N, seven. SEVEN. You should be watching Barney (minus the episode where he swore and got fired) and DragonTales and all those little kid shows that they have today.
Not TEENAGE ROMANCE. What in the world has gotten in your head that you like hanging around teenagers and watching teen movies and watching as people kiss? What the heck? You lost your innocence earlier than I did!
*sighs* I don't get you. And no, you don't have 2 boyfriends, esp. one who's 42 and you've only seen on television.
Signed, Your Older (and very concerned) SIster
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Dear Anonymous,
Please kindly explain why you ride horses when you have allergies to them.
Signed, Jean.